10. The speed limit sign at the edge of town says "Run like hell."
9. Instead of a deer crossing sign, there is a werewolf crossing sign.
8. You stop at the local service station and they clean bats instead of bugs off your windshield.
7. The dentist advertises 2 for the price of 1 fang polishing.
6. Any tree or bush you touch nearly topples over.
5. Your date's idea of a fun time is a trip to a mausoleum.
4. Everyone wears scarves around their necks even in the middle of summer.
3. The men disappear at dusk and the women start roaming the woods looking for them.
2. Instead of dialing 911 for emergencies.. you dial 1-800-J U L I A
and the Number One sign you are in Collinsport is:
1. A red-headed woman approaches you and says.."Let me give you a sedative."