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Episode #0668
« on: January 16, 2006, 12:34:01 AM »
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2006, 12:46:39 AM »
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Maggie: (actual dialogue from scene) I think you're imaging these things, Mrs. Johnson. They're [David and Amy] two of the dearest children that I've ever met.

Mrs. Johnson: (what she's really thinking) Dearest children, my ass! Look at her standing there  - less than a month on the job and Maggie is already turning into an air-headed Vicki-clone. If this keeps up, she's liable to end up at Windcliff...
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2006, 01:08:25 AM »
Maggie, thinking: I just can't believe it! these Collins' are supposed to be sooooo rich! and they only have single ply TP!
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2006, 11:14:25 PM »
MAGGIE (Singing): They're gonna put me in the movies, they're gonna make a big star out of me...
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2006, 01:55:46 AM »
Mrs.Johnson knew Maggie wouldn't last long when she suddenly bust out singing..

Maggie:  Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya.. Tomorrow!......
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2006, 04:39:23 PM »
Mrs. J: What you talkin' 'bout Maggie?
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2006, 08:19:29 PM »
"Another dark night at Collinwood, where a young woman walks in her sleep, believing in her dreams she is Peggy Lee"    Maggie "Is that all there is...   Mrs. J.: Could be worse, she could be dreaming she's the Lennon Sisters.
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 10:59:46 AM »
Mrs JP, thinking: "Why Madame Tussaud's made a wax figure of our governess (and dropped it off here!) I'll never know..."
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2006, 03:00:05 AM »
Maggie: Roses are red, violets are blue, Im Schitzophrenic and so am I.

Johnson:  wtf???!!!
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2006, 03:23:48 PM »
Quote from: tripwire on January 27, 2006, 03:00:05 AM
Maggie: Roses are red, violets are blue, Im Schitzophrenic and so am I.

Johnson:  wtf???!!!

Genuine guffaw here!   [laughing4] [stfl]
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2006, 04:18:12 PM »
Mrs .J:  I could teach that girl a thing or two, where's my butterfly harness?
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2006, 05:08:01 PM »
LOL, J99!
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2006, 08:08:24 PM »
Maggie:  . . . and that's when Dad said I couldn't name my gold fish fluffy because it wasn't fluffy.  
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Re: Episode #0668
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2006, 06:56:27 PM »
"Mrs. Johnson, sometimes I think, that if I had married Nicholas Blair, I'd now be living in a stylish London flat."

"And, if you had married Joe Haskell, you'd now be living in a dank, cold-water Collinsport flat, dearie!"  [disgust]

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