We now definitively know that noone in Collinwood ever "goes to the bathroom". My evidence? Naggie's reaction to Chris NOT answering the phone while he was home. You'd think there was no logical explanation for this whatsoever. And he did NOT reply "What do you THINK, Naggie? I was taking a DUMP!"
Aside from that, memo to Chris:
When you are turning into a werewolf and someone knocks on the door DO NOT SAY "Who is it?"!!! Uhhh, you see, if you just don't say anything, they will think you are really not home and leave. Telling them to leave without opening the door never works, it just pisses them off. Remember Joe? Oh, and since they are no toilets in Collinsport, don't do the dysentery dance as your changeover.
Memo to Naggie:
Did you REALLY think playing hide and seek was a good idea?
Memo to Lizzie:
Next time you hire a governess, she should be smarter than the children.
Memo to Carolyn:
Get a copy of "The Rules". Also, you weigh all of 92 pounds. Going through the woods at night is a BAD idea.