Fill in the blank: "Samantha was never more shocked and confused than when she suddenly realized the truth that Quentin had never actually had an affair with Joanna Mills - that was all in Joanna's deluded mind - no, he had actually had an affair with ________ and had only been taking advantage of Joanna's delusions to pretend it had been Joanna who had been his mistress!!"
Samantha was sure that it was a forgery when she learned that in his will, her beloved brother Randall had bequeathed to Quentin his striped socks collection.
Fill in the blanks: Charles - "Now, Mrs. Collins, in the 16 years that you've been married to Quentin Collins, have you ever seen him perform ________, ________, and/or ________?!" Samantha - "Oh, yes - all three, many times!!"
"Samantha was horrified when the lightening illuminated the headless body of Hortense dancing while throwing her head up in the air and catching it right outside the window!!"