DARK SHADOWS FORUMS

Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1897 => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on August 26, 2005, 10:00:25 PM

Title: Episode #0827
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on August 26, 2005, 10:00:25 PM: [bawl]
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: CyrusL on August 26, 2005, 10:41:51 PM: Petofi: I have seen the future, Aristede...pizza parlors, 24 hour donut shoppes, cheese in aerosal cans, all you can eat buffets in some place called Las Vegas! I will not be satisfied 'till I can permanently transcend time!
[banana] [icecream] [occasion15] [tongue3]
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: Janet the Wicked on August 28, 2005, 12:24:35 AM: Quote from: CyrusL on August 26, 2005, 10:41:51 PM
Petofi: I have seen the future, Aristede...pizza parlors, 24 hour donut shoppes, cheese in aerosal cans, all you can eat buffets in some place called Las Vegas! I will not be satisfied 'till I can permanently transcend time!

Can't top this one, kid. ;D
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: BuzzH on August 29, 2005, 05:44:28 PM: ....And starring as the Cowardly Lion...Count Andreas Petofi!
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: IluvBarnabas on December 31, 2006, 07:29:41 PM: Petofi: Uh, Aristede, I think I know where you laid down the glass of sherry....
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: Midnite on December 31, 2006, 08:36:46 PM: ILuvBarnabas, you're on a roll today. [thumbleft]
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: Brandon Collins on January 02, 2007, 05:20:38 PM: Petofi (between sobs): And..and..and then she told me that my curly gray wig is uninspired and that I should get contacts....then she said I couldn't get contacts because they'd be thicker than a Coke bottle....
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on January 03, 2007, 12:15:24 AM: "Alas, Aristede, if only Avodart, Milk of Magnesia and Cialis had been available during my first hundred years of existence!"Â >:(
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 05, 2007, 12:16:15 AM: Proof that Petofi, in his later years, shaved off all the fuzz, moved to Edmonton, and got a job on SCTV as Count LaRue.
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 02, 2007, 04:33:54 AM: Petofi: I simply must make it to the future Aristede! once there I can move to Florida and live off social security!
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: Uncle Roger on October 19, 2015, 03:49:11 AM: Petofi: "I glimpsed my ideal woman in the future. Her hair is almost as magnificent as mine. Her name is Frieda and she plays baseball with Charlie Brown."
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: McTrooper on July 13, 2022, 02:52:28 PM: Petofi: The only downside of having my hand back is no one thinks it’s funny when I tell them I’m ambidextrous, expect that one guy who thought I meant my name was Amy Dextoes.
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: MagnusTrask on August 19, 2022, 05:39:05 PM: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!
Title: Re: Episode #0827
Post by: McTrooper on August 19, 2022, 09:29:43 PM: ^_^

——
Petofi: Did I ever tell you about the time I thumb wrestled a wild bear? Let’s just say things got hairy.