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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2005, 01:16:41 AM »
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on February 02, 2005, 12:17:58 AM
[laughing4]  Dom, you're really on a roll today - and that one is particularly priceless!  [lol2]

But I do have to wonder what MrsJ was thinking by conducting a personal call in the foyer?!  :o  She should have been talking on the phone in the kitchen and was taking an awful chance. I mean, what would Mr. Roger have said if he ever caught her forgetting her place like that??!!  [furious3]

Well, you know how Mrs. J. is: If the issue is critical enough, she'll take any chance to get the word out. lol
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2005, 11:29:59 PM »
Mrs. J:  "You've reached 1-900-MAIDSLUT, you great, bug hunk of... ahem... no, David, your father isn't back from Bangor yet..."
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2005, 03:08:29 PM »
LOL AdAstra, Cyrus, Heather and especially Sandor!  I LOL on all of yours.

Here's mine...

Mrs. Johnson's audtion for the role of Ms. Gulch went well.
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2005, 02:56:31 AM »
MrsJ:  Hmm... A "heavy breather", eh?  OK, let's go down the list again.  A Leviathan?  No.  Ghost of Bill Malloy?  No.  Ghost of Quentin?  No.  Adam?  No.  Willie?  No.  My wayward, obnoxious son Harry, calling from prison?  BINGO!
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2006, 01:16:41 AM »
Radio Announcer: Yes! Mrs.Sarah Johnson! you were the first person to get this call! and are now in the running for our grand prize!   One luxurious week in the famed haunted house in Collinsport main!

Mrs.Johnson: You call that a prize!  I live there sonny! 
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2006, 06:01:51 AM »
Mrs J: Harry, I'm not gonna to bail your butt out of the slammer!
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2006, 12:53:18 AM »
"Yes, Paula Young Wig Co., this is Mrs. Sarah Johnson of Collinsport, Me., one of your most satisfield customers calling.  I'd like to order the 'William Shatner Special' as a Christmas gift for Sheriff George Patterson."
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2006, 03:24:20 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 19, 2006, 01:16:41 AM
Radio Announcer: Yes! Mrs.Sarah Johnson! you were the first person to get this call! and are now in the running for our grand prize!   One luxurious week in the famed haunted house in Collinsport main!

Mrs.Johnson: You call that a prize!  I live there sonny! 

LOL!  This is funny!   [laughing4] [stfl]
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2012, 08:24:18 AM »
Is this an obscene phone call? Miss Stoddard is currently busy with other callers. Your call is very important to Miss Stoddard and it will be answered in the order it was received.
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2012, 07:39:42 PM »
 [pointing-up]  [a1f5]
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2013, 04:58:55 AM »
What's my favorite scary movie? Boy, do you have the wrong number!!"

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2021, 09:56:02 PM »
Mrs.Johnson:  I’m sitting on a 100 gallons of homemade mayonnaise with a street price of over $10 an ounce. 
Are you in or out? 
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