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Current Talk '05 I / Re: Character Epitaphs
« on: April 26, 2005, 07:06:49 PM »
Hey, Great Topic!
Liz-Don't touch my pearls and don't ask me about Vicki's birth father!
Carolyn-If you are a man, you can dance with me!
Vicki-I have always wanted Willie for my one true love.
David-I am the world's greatest brat
Roger- Join me in a brandy?
Barnabas-Sweet young things are my life!
Jason-Give me all of your money and possesions!
Willie-I will work for no pay and no raises.
Angelique- Whoever is with my Barnabas, he/she will be dream-cursed.
Burke-I really did survive the plane crash in Brazil.
Sheriff Patterson-I am not the same man always and I takes my roast beef with extra cheese, no mayo.
Mrs. Johnson-Find my son and put him in jail!
Harry-The real reason why I disappeared from Collinwood was to join the Circus.
Nathan Forbes-I am a ladies' man and I was already married to Suki.
Suki- I know where to find Nathan and his paycheck.
Sarah-You found my doll. London Bridges is Falling Down!
Peter/Jeff-I love touching on Ms. Winters and bring me some hair tonic.
Nicholas Blair-I've been to Hades and back!
Quentin-No lady can resists my good looks.
Laura-Ashes, ashes, the phoenix is reborn!
Joe-I have hated being a fisherman.
Buzz-Hey, hey cool it, cool it.
Maude-Ohh, I just dropped my hankerchief with French perfume.
Magda-Hey, hot stuff, can I be your sugar momma?
Adam-Barnabas, where is my chicken leg?
Skye-Where is Alexis?
Dr. Lang-It's alive! It's alive!
Rev Trask-Ms. Winters was always guity of two things: witchcraft and resisting my lust.
Megan Todd-We need to sell these antiques on Ebay.
Philip Todd-Jeb has grow too fast and is eating us out of upper flat and antique shop.
Amy-I played doctor with David.
The Jennings Brothers-double your pleasure, double your fun, we are pleasing the ladies from Hades!
Prof Stokes- I am a professor of every subject in Collinsport.
Maggie-I am too spooky-looking for Joe and Quentin.
Bob Rooney(bartender at Blue Whale)-My bar makes made money with alcohol sales than with lunch/dinner specials.
Josette-My Barnabas has returned from the grave.
Jeremiah-Why did my nephew have to kill me? I really wanted Vicki.
Bartender from the Eagle Pub-My pub had more ladies of night hanging around there that the actual whorehouse.
Leviathans-We were the new and improved Collins Family Mafia!
any other ones I will come up with later,
Love dvlvan26
Liz-Don't touch my pearls and don't ask me about Vicki's birth father!
Carolyn-If you are a man, you can dance with me!
Vicki-I have always wanted Willie for my one true love.
David-I am the world's greatest brat
Roger- Join me in a brandy?
Barnabas-Sweet young things are my life!
Jason-Give me all of your money and possesions!
Willie-I will work for no pay and no raises.
Angelique- Whoever is with my Barnabas, he/she will be dream-cursed.
Burke-I really did survive the plane crash in Brazil.
Sheriff Patterson-I am not the same man always and I takes my roast beef with extra cheese, no mayo.
Mrs. Johnson-Find my son and put him in jail!
Harry-The real reason why I disappeared from Collinwood was to join the Circus.
Nathan Forbes-I am a ladies' man and I was already married to Suki.
Suki- I know where to find Nathan and his paycheck.
Sarah-You found my doll. London Bridges is Falling Down!
Peter/Jeff-I love touching on Ms. Winters and bring me some hair tonic.
Nicholas Blair-I've been to Hades and back!
Quentin-No lady can resists my good looks.
Laura-Ashes, ashes, the phoenix is reborn!
Joe-I have hated being a fisherman.
Buzz-Hey, hey cool it, cool it.
Maude-Ohh, I just dropped my hankerchief with French perfume.
Magda-Hey, hot stuff, can I be your sugar momma?
Adam-Barnabas, where is my chicken leg?
Skye-Where is Alexis?
Dr. Lang-It's alive! It's alive!
Rev Trask-Ms. Winters was always guity of two things: witchcraft and resisting my lust.
Megan Todd-We need to sell these antiques on Ebay.
Philip Todd-Jeb has grow too fast and is eating us out of upper flat and antique shop.
Amy-I played doctor with David.
The Jennings Brothers-double your pleasure, double your fun, we are pleasing the ladies from Hades!
Prof Stokes- I am a professor of every subject in Collinsport.
Maggie-I am too spooky-looking for Joe and Quentin.
Bob Rooney(bartender at Blue Whale)-My bar makes made money with alcohol sales than with lunch/dinner specials.
Josette-My Barnabas has returned from the grave.
Jeremiah-Why did my nephew have to kill me? I really wanted Vicki.
Bartender from the Eagle Pub-My pub had more ladies of night hanging around there that the actual whorehouse.
Leviathans-We were the new and improved Collins Family Mafia!
any other ones I will come up with later,
Love dvlvan26