"be waterproof"
"have a bumpersticker that reads: 'If This Car's a Rockin', Don't Come a Knockin' "
"have a tree stuck in the front, or if that's new"
"go over 90 mph, since I got some friends that wanna drag race later"
"start smoking when I turn the air conditioner on"
"launch rockets at other vehicles when I turn the windshield wipers on"
"talk"
"transform into a robot"