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Messages - McTrooper

2431
your first boom boom on the big artist’s potty

2432
using Victoria’s bra as a slingshot

2433
remove a wooden sculpture’s top with his mind

2434
my bookie my favorite horse is running tomorrow and it going to win  . . . or else!

2435
 . . . pose _ backwards _ or _ upside down _ ?!

2436
as if _ it took place during the Renaissance

2437
Sam attempts to grab his fart, but a quick sniff reveals it escaped this time.

2438
Rodger:  Do you ever get the feeling we’re being watching?

Liz:  Yes I do.

2439
Maggie discovered what’s in the hotel chili.

2440
Sam:  You know I think Maggie could find an extra biscuit for you if you stop asking questions?

2441
Patterson:  I didn’t know they made looney tunes boxers.  Where did you get them?

2442
Patterson:  That’s a nice fire you have.  How often do you use it to get rid of incriminating evidence?

2443
Maggie:  Pop where did that beautiful sea side painting go?  And when did you do that painting of a giant football?

Sam:  No!  I must have painted over it when I was drunk.

2444
Patterson:   Rodger, where’s the little sheriff’s room?

Rodger:  I honestly don’t know.  I’ve been using the kitchen sink for years it’s a good thing it’s got a garbage disposal.

2445
Carolyn:  Now that we’re alone what is it you wanted to show me?

Salesman:  The Kirby Vacuum.  It’s a vacuum that doesn’t suck because it sucks so well.  And it can unclog drains.