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Title: Episode #0522
Post by: Heather on May 09, 2006, 07:43:12 AM

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Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: MagnusTrask on May 09, 2006, 11:27:25 AM

RC: "I thought I'd push the plot along again, in the usual way, by uncovering a mysterious portrait, and by commissioning a new music box theme to serve as a backdrop for our lives, for the next few months.    The demo was just terrific!"

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on May 10, 2006, 02:24:43 AM

Roger: When I saw this portrait of the frumpy housemaid, I thought.. yeah I can use that... I thought of hanging it in one of our many bathrooms, what do you think?

Barnabas and Julia, simultaneously:  perfect!

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: Willie on May 10, 2006, 04:08:56 AM

Julia:  "Hmmm, she's got one of those faces that, if you put a dark wig on her, she'd be virtually unrecognizeable..."

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: ClaudeNorth on May 10, 2006, 04:55:12 AM

Roger:  "I can't understand what happened to it!"

Julia:  "Oh, it's...uh...one of those weather-predicting portraits they used to make.  Looks like tomorrow's going to be a foggy one!"

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: ClaudeNorth on May 10, 2006, 06:51:45 AM

Roger:  "Now, ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, this painting has been damaged by years of exposure to sunlight.  But, with one application of Uncle Roger's Magic Portrait Restoration Elixir, I can make this portrait look as good as new!"

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: BuzzH on May 10, 2006, 02:19:23 PM

R: She was OBVIOUSLY a maid, and I can't imagine why a MAID would have a portrait done.
B: [gulp] I...I...was wondering that very thing Roger!

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: CallieWL on October 29, 2006, 07:18:24 PM

RC:  Someday, once I have this portrait restored, I think it'll be worth about three or four thousand dollars.

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on October 29, 2006, 10:48:55 PM

"Well, what do you say, Julia and Barnabas?  Do you think that they'll, at least, appraise this at around $1.98 on 'Antiques Roadshow - Portland'?"

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: Sandor on October 31, 2006, 04:10:20 AM

ROGER: This portrait is too faded to restore. Any suggestions, Julia or Barnabas?

JULIA: Give it to David - he's been wanting a new dartboard!

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: Lydia on October 31, 2006, 07:42:26 AM

Roger:  Now, you see, Julia, if you wore a V-neck like this, Cousin Barnabas might start to take an interest in you instead of chasing every hot young chick within a ten-mile radius of the Old House.
Barnabas:  Don't count on it.

Title: Re: Episode #0522
Post by: McTrooper on May 24, 2022, 09:49:15 PM

Rodger:  This painting is fascinating.  When I had Sam paint on a mustache on it some lady in a class by a man called Professor Stokes grew a mustache.  When she shaved it off Sam’s little addition disappeared.