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Episode #0288
« on: May 02, 2007, 07:05:15 PM »
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Fill in the blanks: Miss Hoffman - "Excuse me, Mr. Collins - but in addition to being an amateur historian/genealogist, I'm also a ________, and I was hoping I could have a few minutes of your time to ________"
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 04:02:10 AM »
"Excuse me, Mr. Collins - but in addition to being an amateur historian/genealogist, I'm also a Jehovah's Witness, and I was hoping I could have a few minutes of your time to tell you about this deluxe edition of The Watchtower that I'd like you to have."
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2007, 04:07:14 AM »
Excuse me, Mr. Collins - but in addition to being an amateur historian/genealogist, I'm also a home remodeler, and I was hoping I could have a few minutes of your time to polish your wood!
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2007, 04:08:59 AM »
amuteur Onomancer, and I was hoping I could have a few minutes of your time to feel your Ass.
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 04:13:21 AM »
Quote from: arashi on May 03, 2007, 04:08:59 AM
amuteur Onomancer...

Oh no, dictionary.com again...
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2007, 04:16:33 AM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on May 03, 2007, 04:13:21 AM
Quote from: arashi on May 03, 2007, 04:08:59 AM
amuteur Onomancer...

Oh no, dictionary.com again...

Dictionary.com lists onomancy as divination by name, but for a long while it was believed to be divination by donkey.
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2007, 04:32:01 AM »
Miss Hoffman - "Excuse me, Mr. Collins - but in addition to being an amateur historian/genealogist, I'm also a ___sex therapist_, and I was hoping I could have a few minutes of your time to _demonstrate some tools of the trade."
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2007, 04:47:38 AM »
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on May 03, 2007, 04:02:10 AM
I'm also a Jehovah's Witness ... to tell you about this deluxe edition of The Watchtower that I'd like you to have.

OMG - too funny.  [lghy]  I never anticipated that when I came up with the set up. Though I suppose I really should have because it's perfect.  [thumb]

And welcome back! Your wit has been missed on these boards.  :)
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2007, 05:01:37 AM »
Quote from: arashi on May 03, 2007, 04:16:33 AM
Dictionary.com lists onomancy as divination by name, but for a long while it was believed to be divination by donkey.

Donkeys do that?  Are they in fact helpful in that way?   I hope they don't have to exhibit entrails, 'cause that hurts. 

It sounded like the equivalent of numerology, only with letters.    Several Yoko Ono albums of mine were of no help whatsoever.
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Re: Episode #0288
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2007, 05:03:47 AM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on May 03, 2007, 05:01:37 AM
Several Yoko Ono albums of mine were of no help whatsoever.

 [stfl] Only you would come up with that.  [wink2]
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