DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1897 => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on August 26, 2005, 10:00:25 PM
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[bawl]
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Petofi: I have seen the future, Aristede...pizza parlors, 24 hour donut shoppes, cheese in aerosal cans, all you can eat buffets in some place called Las Vegas! I will not be satisfied 'till I can permanently transcend time!
[banana] [icecream] [occasion15] [tongue3]
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Petofi: I have seen the future, Aristede...pizza parlors, 24 hour donut shoppes, cheese in aerosal cans, all you can eat buffets in some place called Las Vegas! I will not be satisfied 'till I can permanently transcend time!
Can't top this one, kid. ;D
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....And starring as the Cowardly Lion...Count Andreas Petofi!
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Petofi: Uh, Aristede, I think I know where you laid down the glass of sherry....
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ILuvBarnabas, you're on a roll today. [thumbleft]
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Petofi (between sobs): And..and..and then she told me that my curly gray wig is uninspired and that I should get contacts....then she said I couldn't get contacts because they'd be thicker than a Coke bottle....
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"Alas, Aristede, if only Avodart, Milk of Magnesia and Cialis had been available during my first hundred years of existence!"Â >:(
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Proof that Petofi, in his later years, shaved off all the fuzz, moved to Edmonton, and got a job on SCTV as Count LaRue.
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Petofi: I simply must make it to the future Aristede! once there I can move to Florida and live off social security!
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Petofi: "I glimpsed my ideal woman in the future. Her hair is almost as magnificent as mine. Her name is Frieda and she plays baseball with Charlie Brown."
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Petofi: The only downside of having my hand back is no one thinks it’s funny when I tell them I’m ambidextrous, expect that one guy who thought I meant my name was Amy Dextoes.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!
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^_^
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Petofi: Did I ever tell you about the time I thumb wrestled a wild bear? Let’s just say things got hairy.