"you're hopelessly addicted to Willie Loomis's famous blueberry flapjacks?"
"the Collins kicked you out of Collinwood for burning down the drawing room?"
"the Collins enjoy spending their evenings playing bagpipes & singing soprano?
"Barnabas has it for you BAD & won't let you leave his bedroom?"
"the Collins are upset with you after you killed their goldfish by feeding it sedatives?"