Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
Thank the good Lord for the return of that paragon of moral rectitude, a man clearly in control of his carnal desires, the redoubtable Rev. Ian Trask!
Why, you may ask, am I so delighted by the return of this kindly cleric? It's because the Sci-Fi Channel has unfortunately decided to air the Rafael Palmiero Viagra commercial during its broadcast of Dark Shadows.
I must say, the reverend's devout great-daughter-in-law, Minerva Trask, would be appalled by this almost callous act of disrespect by the Sci-Fi Channel, made during the return from the great beyond of her illustrious ancestor, in his fight against the forces of devil himself.
Hopefully, with the Rev. Trask's return, he will be able to stem the tide of the American public's obsessive preoccupation with prurient matters, which our British cousins across the pond politely refer to as "country matters."
On anothe note, I was greatly moved by Sam Evans' heartfelt attempt to help Adam with his mastery of the English language. You know, I almost expected Adam's first complete sentence to be:
"Willie baaaaaaaad..............Viagra........gooooood!"
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, a man, who, like a famous former US president has unfortunately, from time to time, "lusted in his heart."
