Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
You know, when I first saw yesterday's episodes air many years ago as a young and callow fellow (if I might borrow a phrase from The Fantasticks), I merely thought that friend Willie Loomis was just anxious to deliver Barnabas' note to Liz and to get the heck out of Collinwood.
However, in watching these same episodes as a somewhat older, hard-bitten individual, I have a new perspective on them.
When Cassandra Collins (dressed seductively in that striking floral print dress, a creation, no doubt by that world famous designer, Orville of Walmart's) met Willie at the door and invited him, saying that "she was all alone and wanted to talk to him in the drawing room," I think that old Willie must have thought that he was about to hit a "home run," and, in fact, that he could take his time as he "rounded all the bases."
Did you notice how quickly (and, almost instinctively) Willie crossed his legs as he sat across from Cassandra in the drawing room? The poor fellow evidently wanted to maintain "control' over himself as he looked upon the desirable Mrs. Roger Collins. (Boy, can you imagine the commotion that would have broken out if the intensely jealous Roger had shown up right at that exact moment?)
I'll tell you, that I was glad that Willie heard Mrs. Stoddard's car coming up the driveway when he did. However, when Willie turned from the window, I almost expected the comely Mrs. Collins to say to him: "Why, Willie, I didn't know that you were THAT happy to meet me?"
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, who will now say three Hail Marys, two Our Fathers, and an Act of Contrition for having been so boorish as to besmirch one perfectly innocent scene on Dark Shadows.