Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
I'm sure we all waited with bated breath as Jeff was about to tell the lovely Vicky just what were those "three words that could change my life" in Dr. Lang's medical report on Jeff. The tension was almost unbearable, and for the life of me, I expected young Mr. Clark to repeat the earth-shattering and life-altering words:
"I LOVE YOU!"
By the way, did you notice the sharp gray three-piece suit and snazzy rep tie that Jeff was sporting at 8:00 AM? (Apparently, Jeff likes to always walk around in a suit, twenty-four hours a day just like Mr. B.) Evidently, that vest must have been too uncomfortable for Jeff, because after he left Vicky at Collinwood, you could see that Jeff had unbuttoned that cumbersome article of clothing.
You know, for a guy who, how should I put this politely, is an itinerant drifter, Jeff's got some nifty, expensive threads. Old Sam Evans must be wondering why Jeff can't afford the top floor of the Collinsport Inn like the apparently, late, lamented Burke Devlin?
Finally, I was somewhat puzzled when Julia said to Barnabas that he might have made a mistake in confiding to Prof. Stokes that Cassandra was the witch. Excuse me, but didn't the good Dr. Hoffman spill her own guts out to the learned professor?
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, executor of Dr. Lang's estate.
