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Episode #0002
« on: June 29, 2006, 11:56:55 PM »
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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2006, 04:55:59 AM »
Carolyn:  Ok, ok! which one of you had a hand up my blouse?
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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2006, 05:43:13 AM »
I got two:

I love this material! Where did you get it?

I love your material too. We really must go shopping together.


Or;


"Yeah, that's a pretty nice jawline, but what about this one?"

"Or Mine?"

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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2006, 02:19:49 PM »
J: I told you to take her, now take her damn you!
C: Does this mean the engagement's over?
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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2006, 10:42:30 PM »
Carolyn: Please Joe stop, he didn't take your favorite Wham! '45 out of the jukebox...I did.
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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2006, 03:40:26 AM »
"Joe, Spike didn't mean any offense when he said that your cousin, Chris, is a loner who couldn't (or wouldn't) get a date for the senior prom."

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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2006, 05:05:53 AM »
Joe-  Hey dumbass, just cause you look like harvey keitel does not give you the right to move in on my girl!!

reply- look whos talking....you look like tom selleck and you could pass for that future monster adam...so who u looking at dude?
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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2006, 04:56:48 PM »
Joe: "Think you're so tough, hah, grabbing my clothing?   Now I'm grabbing YOURS!"
Other guy: "Yeah, our clothes are sure going to be sorry in the morning, buddy!    But we proved we're tough without anyone getting scratched!  That's the main thing!"
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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2006, 07:51:38 PM »
Joe:  Not in the face! Not in the face!
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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2012, 04:30:39 PM »
Joe: "So, why don't we ditch the blonde and I'll show you what rough trade is all about."
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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2012, 04:34:54 PM »
Joe Haskell goes butch, but still a pussy cat in the bedroom....

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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2019, 02:25:53 PM »
Those are too, Too, TOO PERFECT, Uncle Roger and Willie!!  [rofl10] [rollr] [rofl10] [rollr] [rofl10]  [thumbleft]

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Re: Episode #0002
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2019, 03:20:36 PM »
 [BOO] Thanks, MB!!  [BOO]
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