Episode #0990

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[MagnusTrask]

Set-up:
SS: "See Mrs. Stoddard, I hear this afghan goes places!   I figure if I wrap up in it and lie here long enough, it'll transport me outa this freakin' town!!   Sayonara, losers!!"
ECS: "I'm sorry to tell you this dear, but ____________!"

[Sara Monster]

"the only place I've only gone to with this afghan was 4th base with Carolyn's father."

"Quentin says to put the blanket back in the dog's bed."

[Mysterious Benefactor]

"Quentin says to put the blanket back in the dog's bed."

 

[Willie Loomis]

but you really ahr acting like an imbecile.....

[Uncle Roger]

You've got your wig on too tight again.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

    

[Uncle Roger]

Thank you, MB!