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Episode #0305
« on: May 28, 2007, 06:13:51 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Dr. Hoffman sheepishly admitted that she'd made some miscalculations during her research and, instead of curing Barnabas' vampirism, her treatments would..."
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Re: Episode #0305
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2007, 07:16:08 PM »
 "Dr. Hoffman sheepishly admitted that she'd made some miscalculations during her research and, instead of curing Barnabas' vampirism, her treatments would. turn him into a meddlesome, and domninerring  woman"
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Re: Episode #0305
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2007, 07:49:16 PM »
 [laughing4]  Talk about poetic justice.  [lghy]  (Although, it's certainly no secret he already had the meddlesome/domineering gene, regardless of what sex his body might have been or turned out to be.  [wink2])
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Re: Episode #0305
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2007, 04:38:00 AM »
Dr. Hoffman sheepishly admitted that she'd made some miscalculations during her research and, instead of curing Barnabas' vampirism, her treatments would make it so that rather than the dogs howling for him, little piggies would go "Wee-wee-wee" all the way home.
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Re: Episode #0305
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2007, 07:25:18 PM »
"...make him look just like Gilligan, and fart eggrolls!"
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Re: Episode #0305
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 12:06:32 AM »
"Dr. Hoffman sheepishly admitted that she'd made some miscalculations during her research and, instead of curing Barnabas' vampirism, her treatments would..." Bring on premature menopause.

Julia: Oooops!...
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Re: Episode #0305
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 02:19:05 AM »
(Doesn't Julia look like she's saying, "Ooooh, who's a cute little dickens!   You, that's who!    Yes you are!!!"   She turned him into something....)
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Re: Episode #0305
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 05:03:10 AM »
"Dr. Hoffman sheepishly admitted that she'd made some miscalculations during her research and, instead of curing Barnabas' vampirism, her treatments would..."bring back puberty and raise the pitch of your voice just a little... "if you don't mind sounding like Amy Jennings." 

Julia: Wouldn't you like that Barnabas? huh? wouldn't you?... yeah you'd like that.
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