Fill in the blank: "Sabrina was at once shocked and horrified when it appeared that a side effect of Cyrus' experiment was that he was developing ________ on the back of his head!!"
"Quentin profoundly disliked the lamp in Angelique's portrait, and wished that in its place the painter had put what Quentin himself had suggested: Angelique's personally crafted dildo collection!!"
Q: "It's a perfectly preserved body! That's scary! Let's burn it!" A: "Well, we have three options. We could burn her, we could bury her, or we could cover her with a thin layer of cement and display her in Collinwood's drawing room for posterity so that her legend will never fade!"
"Alexis broke down and collapsed in tears when she suddenly realized that for years Angelique had spread rumors that Alexis was really a cross-dressing man and completely unrelated to her!!"