H: "I'll play Magenta, and Trask will play Riff Raff! It's a musical! What do you think?" Visiting stage producer: "Worst pitch I've ever heard! Are you people insane - who would want to see anything with a transvestite - much less a Sci-fi musical with one?"
"... there was one thing in particular that he planned to change: Barnabas would not marry his beloved Josette but instead he would marry Bathia Mapes!!
Fill in the blank(s): "The most feared nose in all of PT was not the nose of John Yaeger but the dreaded and malevolent nose of ________ (which was reputed to be responsible for ________)!!"