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Episode #1034
« on: June 13, 2006, 07:55:55 AM »
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2006, 03:50:21 PM »
Barnabas:  Hello blood bank . . er . . Dominos . . could I get a bag . . er . . pepperoni pizza?
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 04:31:04 PM »
BC: "You mean I can save on my car insurance... even after running down my 100 year old cousin?   That is great news!"
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 04:36:47 PM »
B: I don't know, let me check.  Elizabeth, is there a Prince Albert here and is he in the can?

or

B: Yes, I believe the refridgerator IS running.  Why do you ask?

LOL McT and Magnus!  ;)
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2006, 11:15:55 PM »
Quote from: BuzzH on June 13, 2006, 04:36:47 PM
B: I don't know, let me check.  Elizabeth, is there a Prince Albert here and is he in the can?

or

B: Yes, I believe the refrigerator IS running.  Why do you ask?

LOL McT and Magnus!  ;)

Thanks!  #1: I heard J Frid's deep, resonant, concerned, soulful voice in my head, when reading this.    LOL!     #2:    So, that's the refrigerator joke someone was referring to elsewhere.... never heard it.
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2006, 03:44:26 AM »
"Yes, hello Regis and Kelly.  No, I am sorry, but, regrettably, I haven't purchased your new c.d., 'Reege Sings The Blues,' as of yet." ::)
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2006, 05:58:36 AM »
Barnabas:  I must respectfully disagree with you, Cousin Elizabeth.  The Collinsport Police Department's hold music is far more displeasing than that of Brewster's.
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 02:55:14 AM »
Barnabas: You have a lot of nerve! what do you mean what am I wearing? your the one who needs to put some clothes on!
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2007, 03:48:23 PM »
Barnabas (whispering): I want.....your blood....all over me!

Elizabeth: Good Lord, Barnabas, who are you talking to and why are you saying stuff like that?!
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2007, 04:20:46 AM »
Barnabas: What sort of witchcraft is this? There's a voice coming out of this thing!

Elizabeth, whispering: It's a telephone Barnabas.
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2007, 04:57:45 PM »
 [laughing11], GoSC!
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 04:10:13 AM »
Barnabas: Now listen who ever you are! my cousin does not wish to hear your heavy breathing or rude coments! now...

Elizabeth: Barnabas, its quite all right, I'll take that call.
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2007, 06:53:52 AM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 27, 2007, 04:20:46 AM
Barnabas: What sort of witchcraft is this? There's a voice coming out of this thing!

ECS: "Uh... that's a very nice portrait of you in the foyer..."
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2009, 01:58:17 AM »
Barnabas didn't want to let on that he didn't know how to properly use a telephone, but he could tell that Elizabeth was becoming impatient as he tried every number combination for 2 hours straight, in an effort to call Raquel Welch in Hollywood.
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Re: Episode #1034
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2015, 11:29:14 AM »
Barnabas: "What's my favorite scary movie? I'm sorry. I'm afraid that you've dialed the wrong franchise."
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