Fill in the blank: Hoffman - "Mrs. Stoddard, how ridiculous of you to say that you fear that if Angelique were still alive and Mistress of Collinwood, ________!!"
Fill in the blanks: "As soon as Liz heard the (screeching)(howling)(screaming) of a ________ outside, she grabbed a gun in fear that (it)(they) might ________!!"
"Hoffman was stunned beyond belief when she saw that Trask had certainly overstepped his authority and had replaced all the antique furniture in the drawing room with avant garde sculptures made from rancid smelling milk cartons!!"
"And just when Maggie thought she'd freed herself from Yaeger's prison, she discovered that she'd simply just walked in on a meeting of Cyrus' Glove Fetish Society, who were all 'fondling' a pair of her gloves, and who suddenly started to beg her to have turns with her putting her gloves on so that they could 'get the full effect'!!"
Barnabas - "Hoffman, while I was just approaching the house, was it you that I just saw through the window as someone seemed to be doing the Snoopy happy dance?!"
(You might recall that Hoffman had just discovered Barnabas' coffin in the secret room behind the bookcase. )
God, Grayson was fab. And Carlotta was one of her best performances.
You won't get an argument from me! And I honestly think everyone in the film is quite good. It's just too bad that some (particularly like James Storm) had quite a bit of their stuff end up on the cutting room floor...