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MT,

Yes, you're right, Peter Turgeon was the second Dr. Woodard; another actor portrayed the Doc Woodard, who treated both Roger Collins (after David Collins' impromptu "brake job" on Roger's car) and Willie Loomis after ol' Willie received a bite on his wrist from Mr. B.   (My memory is startng to be as "sharp" and "clear" as those of Ezra Braithwaite and the Eagle Hill Cemetery Caretaker, I fear.)  [ghost_shocked] [ghost_huh] [ghost_grin]

As to really "unusual" first names for children, the late, great George Carlin opined on the absolute silliness of some of the many new given names for baby boys and girls in his book, "Brain Droppings," in a piece entitled "Whatever Ever Happened to All of the Shirleys and Ernies?," if I remember correctly.

Bob

 

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And, how about:

PT Roger Collins - The Dean Martin Show

Mr. Strak - Let's Make a Deal and The Price is Right (or is it?)

Dr. Julia "Collins" and Letitia Faye - Rosemary & Thyme

Jeb Hawks and Megan Todd - Californication and Joannie Loves Chachie

Buzz Hackett - Weeds

Donna Friedlander - The Dating Game and The Love Connection?


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petofi,

Thanks for the information regarding Ms. Powell.  (I wonder if the name, "Lovey" Powell, was the inspiration for "Lovey" Howell on "Gilligan's Island"?) [ghost_huh] [ghost_grin]

And, I was recently saw Richard Gere and Lauren Hutton in "American Gigolo" for the first time in over thirty years, and, there was actor Peter Turgeon (the second Dr. Woodard) portraying Richard Gere's defense attorney in the film. [ghost_shocked] [ghost_smiley]

Thanks again,

Bob

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Hey gang,

I just finished a terrific book, entitled "Harold: The Boy Who Became Mark Twain, " an autobiography by the very distinguished actor, Hal Holbrook.  We all know Mr. Holbrook from his memorable performances in such notable films as "All the President's Men," "Natural Enemies," and "Magnum Force" (one of my all-time favorites).

In the book, Mr. Holbrook relates his experiences of growing up in Ohio, attending Dennison University and his US Army service during World War II.  In addition, Mr. Holbrook recounts his many travels across the United States as a struggling actor, literally, from Goffstown, N.H. to Socorro, N.M., and from McMinnville, Oregon to Pascagoula, Miss., during which he first devised his wonderful portrayal of the legendary American humorist/author, Mark Twain (a/k/a Samuel Clemens).

Mr. Holbrook writes about his early experiences on a 1950s soap opera, called "The Brighter Day."  However, he first became really noticed (by the great Ed Sullivan) during his appearances at a NYC nightclub called "Upstairs at the Duplex" during the late 1950s.  Two of his college friends appeared with him onstage there: pianist Bruce Morton and a young and vivacious actress/singer named Lovelady Powell.

Mr. Holbrook relates that when he appeared onstage in his Mark Twain grey wig, moustache, and trademark white suit, the nightclub goers actually thought that he was Col. Harlan Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame!  "Are we going to served chicken along with drinks?" they asked him.

Of course, that actress/singer, Lovelady Powell, would later become famous as the coolly beautiful Portia Fizsimmons, art dealer extraordinaire, on "Dark Shadows."   (I believe that there had been speculation that Portia Fitzsimmons was Buzz Hackett's beckoner in a continuation of Angelique's infamous "Dream Curse" on this very web site several years ago, but I digress.)

In a Nov. 5, 1955 review of the performers of the "Upstairs at the Duplex," in "The New Yorker," the critic wrote: "Things pickup when a tall, slim and handsome brunette with the disturbing (emphasis added) name of Lovey Powell strides brislkly into view and delivers a group of superior songs in husky tones."

"Miss Powell is really no great shakes as a singer, but she is a talented actress, and I am certain they you will have no fault with her delivery of "Ten Cents a Dance," and "Stay Well," and several other attractive things."

Wow, I never knew that Ms. Powell was such a renowned nightclub entertainer, in addition to being an accomplished stage actress.  It's too bad that she never got to sing some appropriately sultry torch song (like, for instance,  "I Want to Dance With You"?) at The Blue Whale on "Dark Shadows"!

Then again, I regret that we never got to hear the late, great Louis Edmond deliver his, undoubtedly, soulful interprertation of "Try to Remember" or the wonderfully whimsical "Plant a Radish," both from the long-running, off-Broadway smash, "The Fantasticks," on "Dark Shadows" either.  C'est la vie. [ghost_sad]

Bob
 

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Calendar Events / Announcements '12 I / Re: Mad Men meets DS?
« on: April 23, 2012, 07:11:13 PM »
Is actor John Hamm's character on that show, "Mad Men's" own "answer" to "Dark Shadows'" own irrepressible character, Schuyler "Sky" Rumson? 

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The news of Mr. Frid's death is extremely sad news for both the cast members and for the many fans of Dark Shadows.  I first learned of Mr. Frid's death early on Friday morning on WCBS 880-AM in New York City.  Columnist David Hinckley of the New York Daily News wrote an obituary on Mr. Frid in Friday's edition of the newspaper.

I believe that Mr. Frid was the last surviving member of the veteran members of the cast, including Joan Bennett, Louis Edmonds, Grayson Hall, Thayer David, David Ford and Addison Powell.

Mr. Frid served as a young man in the Royal Canadian Navy during World War II (along with American WW II veterans and fellow Dark Shadows actors Louis Edmonds and Addison Powell, of the US Navy and the US Army Air Force, respectively).  With Mr. Frid's death, along with many of our own fathers and uncles, yet another member of the Greatest Generation has left us.

Watching the FOX Channel last night, I found it particularly bittersweet to see a commercial for the upcoming and much-anticipated Johnny Depp Dark Shadows film.  However, I am thankful that we will be afforded one final opportunity to see the truly great Jonathan Frid on screen.

Requiescant in Pace, Mr. Frid.         

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Gerard,

Regarding your selection of "Jeopardy" as one of Vicky's favorite shows, which Dark Shadows characters do you think would have excelled as a contestant on that long-running game show and which ones would not?

I think that Mrs. Stoddard, having spent eighteen years in Collinwood and reading, perhaps, a zillion books during that time, would have been Collinsport's proud answer to Frank Spangenberg or even the seemingly ubiquitous Ken Jennings, if the great lady of Collinwood ever appeared as a contestant on the show.

Bob

PS Both Roger and Sam Evans would have aced the "Potent Potable" category on "Jeopardy," imo! [snow_wink] [snow_laugh]

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Current Talk '12 I / Re: A Thought about 1970 Parallel Time
« on: March 21, 2012, 11:20:45 PM »
I just regret that Maggie Evans-Collins did not get a frying pan and use it to whack her abusive husband, Quentin, right over the top of his head! [snow_silly]  Jesus, talk about an extremely volatile and misanthropic Neanderthal man! [snow_angry]

And, what about that "slightly" eccentric character/former boyfriend of Roxanne Drew, Claude North?  The guy actually lives in the secret room of the Collins Mausoleum.  (What did Claude use as a "water closet," the outside grounds of the Eagle Hill Cemetery?  Oh, there would have been hell-to-pay if the Eagle Hill Cemetery caretaker had caught Claude right in the "act"!)

And, I could never figure out just what the relatively penniless Timothy Stokes had given Mr. North in exchange for the "use" of Roxanne?   [snow_huh]

No doubt, judging by Claude's diction, he had seen one-too-many Ronald Colman flicks over the years; I almost expected to hear Claude say: "If I were king," or "It is a far, far better thing I do..."!   [snow_laugh]

Sorry, ClaudeNorth, but the difference between the patrician PT Claude North and the regular-guy, "Real Time" Bob Rooney is sort of like the difference between Sir Laurence Olivier and Rodney Dangerfield!  [snow_wink] [snow_laugh]

Bob

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I'm Dickens, He's Fenster
Good heavens, I don't think that show has crossed my mind in forty years.

Lydia,

 Yes, "I'm Dickens, He's Fenster," starring John Astin (of "The Adams Family" fame") and Marty Engels (the husband of the lovely Shirley Jones), if I haven't completely forgotten that show's stars.

How about?:

PT Angelique Stokes-Collins  - Cheaters

Gabriel and Edith Collins (and, for that matter Quentin and Samantha Collins) - The Honeymooners

Quentin Collins I - The Time Tunnel

PT Quentin and Maggie Collins - What Would You Do?

PT Dameon Edwards - Dance Fever (starring "The Fred Astaire of Disco Dancing," Mr. Denny Terrio!)

Mordecai Grimes and his chip-off-the-old-block-son, Jeremy - The Good Neighbors

Nelle Gunston - Deadwood and Hee-Haw

Lady Kitty Hampshire - Keeping Up Appearances

PT Pianist and Composer Bruno Hess - The Liberace Show

Dr. Eric Lang and his lab assistant, Jeff Clark - Get Smart and The Abbott & Costello Show

Sky Rumson - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

PT Alexis Stokes - The Patty Duke Show

PT Collinwood butler, Mr. Trask - Benson

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Hey, how about these tv show suggestions?:

Aristede - Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Bathia Mapes and Grandmama Edith Collins - The Golden Girls

Quentin and Jenny Collins, Judith and the Rev. Gregory Trask, and Edward and Laura Collins and Sandor and Magda Rakosi -  The In-Laws

Carl "The Comedian" Collins (a/k/a "Shecky" Collins) - The Soupy Sales Show

Madame Janet Findley - One Step Beyond

Joe Haskell - The American Sportsman and Sarah Palin's Alaska

Buffie Harrington - It's a Living

Wyndcliff Hospital nurse, Miss Jackson - Nurse Jackie

Matthew Morgan - Home Improvement and I'm Dickens, He's Fenster

PT1970  Landlady Mrs. Purdy (I think?) -  Tales of the City

Aunt Hannah Stokes -  John Edward Predicts and The Virginia Graham Show

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Hey gang,

During Dark Shadows' run, I believe that we only got to see one or two television sets in any of the DS characters' homes or apartments; I think that Buffie Harrington had a portable tv in her apartment room, for example.

I would have liked to have seen some of the characters, enjoying some "quality time," watching their favorite shows on the boob tube.  For instance, it would have been fun to have seen Mrs. Stoddard, Carolyn and Vicky, sitting down in the Collinwood study (or perhaps the recreation room/den) and tuning into "Peyton Place" two nights a week on the local Collinsport ABC channel.  Perhaps David enjoyed watching "The Monkees" or "The Invaders" with Amy Jennings?  (Amy probably preferred "That Girl" to "The Invaders," imo.)

Then again, just once on the show, I would have liked to have seen a large tv set, hanging over the bar at The Blue Whale.  Can you imagine Barnabas and Willie (on an extremely rare occasion when Barnabas accompanied Willie out for a night on the town) watching Monday Night Football on ABC?  Oh, to see Willie trying to explain the arcane rules of professional football to Barnabas, a man of the 18th century!  I suspect that Barnabas might have opined about sportscaster Howard Cosell to Willie: "That fellow, Cosell, is just the 'least' bit, aureate in his comments, I must say."

Anyway, here a some shows, I think that DS characters might have enjoyed tuning into:

Adam - The Munsters and Maury

Alexander, the Leviathan child - Dennis-the-Menace

Angelique - Bewitched

Barnabas Collins, and his servant, Willie Loomis - This Old House and The Odd Couple

Nicholas Blair - Tales from the Crypt and Playboy After Dark

Ezra Braithwaite -  The Lawrence Welk Show and Waiting For God

David Collins - The Wonder Years

Olivia Corey (a/k/a Amanda Harris) - How Do I Look?

Laura Collins - Divorce Court and Desperate Housewives

Roger Collins - To the Manor Born and Father Knows Best

Burke Devlin - Bonanza and Executive Suite

Roxanne Drew  - The Vampire Diaries

The Eagle Hill Cemetery Caretaker - Six Feet under and Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Maggie Evans - Alice and Our Miss Brooks

Sam Evans - Sister Wendy's History of Art and Dark Passages

Buzz Hackett - The Mod Squad and Then Came Bronson

Bruno Hess - Have Gun, Will Travel

Dr. Julia Hoffman - The Elevnth Hour and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

Ms. Julia Hoffman -  Downton Abbey

Chris Jennings - Being Human

Tom Jennings - Also, Being Human and Ask This Old House

Harry Johnson - It Takes A Thief

Mrs. Sarah Johnson - Hazel and Upstairs, Downstairs

Dr. Eric Lang - Nip-and-Tuck

Jason McGuire - Ballykissangel and Who Want's To Be A Millionaire?

Sheriff George Patterson - The Andy Griffith Show and Car 54: Where Are You?

Bob Rooney - Cheers and Ryan's Hope

Carolyn Stoddard - The Young and the Restless

Paul Stoddard - Run For Your Life and Make Room For Daddy

Hallie Stokes - Fear Factor

Prof. T. Elliott Stokes - The X-Files and Bachelor Father

Charles Delaware tate - Learn to Paint with Bob Ross and One Foot in the Grave

Phillip and Megan Todd - Antiques Roadshow and American Pickers

Mr. Wells - Fawlty Towers

Vicky Winters - Anne of Green Gables and Super Nanny

Dr. Dave Woodard - Marcus Welby, M.D. and Diagnosis Murder

John Yeager - What Not To Wear

Can you think of any other shows, which the DS characters might have enjoyed watching?

Bob

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Current Talk '12 I / Re: Discuss - Ep #0138
« on: February 02, 2012, 11:32:25 PM »
Roger doesn’t have a love life, nor does Sam. I wonder if Sheriff Patterson has a sweetheat?

Janet the Wicked,

I'm certainly not one to gossip, but long before she came to view the interior design of Collinwood, Donna Friedlander and Sheriff Patterson were said to have made a definite "love connection." [snow_kiss]

Bob

PS And don't let me get started on those Janet Findley/T. Elliot Stokes rumors either. As for Sam, I think that he had a lifelong love affair with St. Pauli Girl! [snow_rolleyes] [snow_grin]   

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although I could have done without the zombie pirates.

DarkLady,

Regarding those zombie pirates, didn't that one slightly rubenesque pirate with the "chrome-dome" hair style,  resemble the great wrestler/actor Tor Johnson, who appeared as another kind of space zombie (I guess?) in Ed Wood's film, "Plan 9 From Outer Space," considered to the "Citizen Kane of truly lousy films"?  (By the way, I thought it was hilarious, when one of the husky pirate's comrades apparently became overenthused, and accidentally threw a tapestry over his Telly Savalas-like head during the destruction of Collinwood!)

At one of the Dark Shadows Festivals in NYC, a number of years ago, I had the great pleasure of meeting Dale Clark, creator and publisher of the Dark Shadows magazine, "Inside the Old House."  In addition, Dale has written a series of superb Dark Shadows novels, which I recommend very highly to everyone.

Dale and I discussed the odd fact, that while the estimable Prof. Stokes was extremely knowledgeable about such arcane subjects as witchcraft, the I Ching and Parallel Time, the good professor was curiously uninformed about the subject of vampires.  We both got a good laugh out of that oddity. 

Concerning the possibility that David might have attended Collinsport High School, I always thought that David must have had a difficult time of it, when he ran into other kids during his frequent trips to Collinsport.  I mean, the other kids must have been either intimidated by him (being from Collinsport's most important family) or the other kids may have wanted to throw snowballs at him.  Of course, if David did inherit his mother's "talent" with fire, David might have just given any potential bullies a rather pronounced "hot foot," if they tried to mess with him!  [snow_wink]

Bob

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But is there any reason to assume that Prof. Stokes was aware of any of the strange things that happened at Collinwood or any experiences of Amy?  While Barnabas and Julia asked for his help in some instances, I don't think any of those things specifically applied to goings on at Collinwood.

Josette,

I believe that Prof. Stokes was aware of both the malevolent ghost of Quentin's efforts to possess David and Amy (didn't Stokes attempt an exorcism at one point to rid the mansion and the two kids of the "bad" Quentin?), and the good professor was also directly involved in Julia and, ultimately, Barnabas' efforts to defeat Jeb Hawkes and the Leviathans.  (If I'm not mistaken, Prof. Stokes was also aware of Chris Jennings' ongoing lycanthropic "problem," after Barnabas "I-Chinged" his way back to 1897.  But, that was apparently forgotten after Chris, Sabrina and Amy departed Collinsport.)

After Barnabas and Julia informed Prof. Stokes of their experiences in 1995, and, more importantly, of the impending disaster at Collinwood, I'd have thought that the omniscient Stokes would have had his jittery niece, Hallie, on the first jetliner out of Portland Airport to Los Angeles, Ca., Truth or Consequences, N.M., or even Secaucus, N.J.!

DarkLady,

Your point is right on concerning how great it was to see the wonderful Thayer David as Prof. Stokes during those, roughly, 39 episodes beginning with Mr. B. and Dr. H.'s return from 1995 to 1970, through Gerard and his pirates' ultimate "destruction" of Collinwood.

By the way, I found these episodes somewhat tedious, if not claustrophobic, in that we pretty much only got to see the scenes played out in Collinwood and that d@mned playroom; very rarely were we afforded glimpses of the Old House and even Sebastian and Roxanne's home to break the monotony.  (Thankfully, Willie Loomis, sporting a new hair style, showed up to help things get going just before Gerard showed up to wave that flag in the tower room.)

Of course, the wonderfully cynical Roger Collins was nowhere to be seen, having gone off on another extended "business trip" to London. And we never got to see what was going on in Collinsport during this time period.  I would have liked to have seen the Collinsport Inn, the Collinsport police station, and, certainly, THE "in-spot" in Collinsport, the Blue Whale.  (Just once more, I'd have liked to have seen the great Bob Rooney, tending bar, and wearing one of his trademark Sears flannel shirts, with his El Producto stogie firmly clenched between his teeth!)

There was one episode when we were provided with a much-needed break from the the surreal goings-on in that playroom; that was the episode in which we got to see Maggie, Carolyn, Quentin, and David enjoying a pleasant, summer afternoon picnic on the grounds of Collinwood.  I can't begin to tell you how I grateful/relieved I was, when, I believe, Carolyn mentioned that Hallie would be spending that particular afternoon with her Uncle Elliott.

Thank you Prof. Stokes, for affording us all with a brief respite from Hallie's seemingly unending anxiety attacks!

Bob the Bartender

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Hey gang,

While watching the summer of 1970 Dark Shadows episodes recently, I wondered if the normally sage and perspicacious Prof. T. Elliott Stokes really screwed up royally with his decision to bring his young niece, Hallie Stokes, to stay at Collinwood so soon after the tragic death of Hallie's parents in a car accident?

After all, if Amy Jennings' prior experiences were any indication, Collinwood was hardly a safe and serene setting for a young person to live and develop emotionally in.

And, could Maggie Evans have been all that thrilled, that she would now have to be responsible for the education and guidance of two teenagers, both on the cusp of burgeoning adulthood?

I tell you, what bothers me most about the usually wise Prof. Stokes' decision to bring his niece to Collinwood, is that we all had to sit through dozens of Dark Shadows episodes in which we had to listen to the young Ms. Stokes' incessant moaning, whining and kvetching. [snow_wow]

(Maybe Prof. Stokes should have asked just Dr. Hoffman to supply Hallie with some apparently much-needed prescriptions for Xanax and Remeron in order to help his jumpy niece with her seemingly unending anxiety attacks, while Hallie stayed with the professor at HIS home?)

Bob the Bartender