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David,

In your wonderful article, Ms. Parker mentions that she's basically a shy person.  I believe that Dark Shadows writer Matthew Hall once wrote that Ms. Parker impressed him  (as a young boy) as also being a somewhat shy, albeit an extremely nice and obviously beautiful young woman, when Ms. Parker visited his parents Sam and Grayson Hall at their New York City apartment during Dark Shadows' filming during the late 1960s.

Of course, we all know that Dr. Julia Hoffman was also the author of books on both the history of the Collins family and on the life and times of the inimitable Dr. Eric Lang.  It's just too bad that the prolific writer/doctor did not also decide to write profiles on the many other notable and fascinating personalities of both Collinwood and Collinsport, a la the late writer, James Brady, in "Parade Magazine."  (Can you imagine how the keen-eyed Julia Hoffman would, no doubt, have written engrossing profiles on the heady likes of Nicholas Blair, Donna Friedlander and "Buzz" Hackett?) [ghost_grin]

Congratulations on your superb article on the eternally beautiful and talented Lara Parker.

Bob

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Current Talk '13 II / Re: Dark Shadows' Dynamic Duo of Comedy, Redux!
« on: August 23, 2013, 05:03:29 PM »
A Lang & Clark and the Skipper & Gilligan parallel, that IS truly inspired!!! [ghost_cheesy] [ghost_grin]

No doubt, Dark Shadows' late, great limerick practitioner, Mr. Dennis Patrick, would have wholeheartedly approved of your witty parody of the theme song of the crew of the Minnow! [ghost_smiley] [ghost_cheesy] [ghost_grin]

However, on a "serious" note, aren't you insulting the Skipper and his "little buddy" by comparing them with the likes of Dark Shadows' own "Dr. Vinnie Boombotz" and the good doctor's "laconic" lab assistant, "Ed Grimley"? [ghost_huh] [ghost_undecided] [ghost_rolleyes]

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Speaking of underwear, I happened to catch Jack Lemmon and Lara Parker recently in a local broadcast of the film, "Save the Tiger."

And, suffice to say, Ms. Parker looked especially fetching in her undies! [ghost_wub] [ghost_wink] [ghost_rolleyes] [ghost_cool]

PS the late, great Thayer David also appeared in this fine flick as an icy cool arsonist.

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Current Talk '13 II / Dark Shadows' Dynamic Duo of Comedy, Redux!
« on: August 23, 2013, 02:38:32 AM »
Hey, gang,

I believe that I posted this thread about a million years ago on the Dark Shadows Forums (actually, perhaps ten years ago), and since DS fans are currently discussing the Adam storyline, I thought that it might be fun to reprise it:

Throughout the 20th century and beyond, Americans have enjoyed outstanding, and I venture to say, legendary comedy teams, such as Laurel & Hardy, Hope & Crosby, Abbott & Costello, and Nichols & May to name but a few.

Today, a bright new duo enters this pantheon of comedy team greats.  Of course, I am referring to Collinsport's two favorite sons, those new Kings of Comedy:

Lang & Clark!!! [ghost_smiley] [ghost_wacko]

Yes, Eric Lang, master of the malaprop, the non sequitur, and proud possessor of that winsomely crooked smile, a great straight man in the tradition of the-one-and-only Mr. Bud Abbott!   [ghost_wink] [ghost_cheesy]

And the younger half of this sensational new team, the irrepressible Jeff Clark, whose skillfull use of the pratfall and the phony limb; and whose unparalleled utilization of humorous histrionics make him a comedic talent to reckoned with for years to come. [ghost_cool] [ghost_rolleyes]

So, be forewarned dear viewer, for you will soon be exposed (or possibly even subjected) to almost unrelenting, side-splitting zaniness.  Understandably, the residents of Collinsport are extremely proud of their two local boys who have made good.  Think of them as Collinsport's answer to Cheech & Chong! [ghost_blink] [ghost_wub]

I therefore submit for your consideration, and obvious enjoyment, Dr. Eric Lang and Mr. Jeff Clark, these masters of mirth and mayhem.  Let the laughter begin!!!  [ghost_grin] [ghost_cheesy] [ghost_tongue2]

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Current Talk '13 II / Re: Discuss - Ep #0518
« on: August 10, 2013, 11:44:36 PM »
Addison Powell, then now David Ford.   And, I'm only now getting over the DS departure of Daniel Keyes, the venerable and convivial Eagle Hill Cemetery Caretaker/Archivist. Oy vey! [ghost_sad]

(And, please, don't tell me that Keith Prentice was not afforded the opportunity to portray another character on Dark Shadows.  Mr. Prentice was always so understated as Morgan Collins on the show.) [ghost_angry] [ghost_rolleyes]

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Ha ha ha! Maybe Barn had Willie rig a wire so he could siphon off just enough power from the Great House to run a TV set in the basement. Who knows, he might even get a VCR in so Willie could tape the soaps and Judge Judy for his evening viewing. He probably wouldn't much care for True Blood or Vampire Diaries, though. [ghost_grin]

For all that Timothy Elliott Stokes seems to know about almost everything, his total ignorance about vampires is a really big ol' blind spot, isn't it.  [ghost_wink]

Yes, that's a great idea about Willie "borrowing" some power from the great house of Collinwood in order to hook-up a television set.  I've always thought that Wilie must have missed watching tv tremendously once he started to "work" for Barnabas.

At least, with that tv set, Willie would be able to catch the late, great Johnny Carson on "The Tonight Show" every night.  I mean, even if Mr. Carson bombed during his opening monologue on the show, he was still extremely funny with his ad-libs tap-dancing, etc.  [ghost_grin]

And maybe Willie would be able to catch the occasional Boston Red Sox, Celtic, Bruin or the then-Boston Patriots game on the boob tube as well?

As to Barnabas, I wonder if he just happened to be passing by the Collinsport Cinema in town at night, and the title of some film up there on the marque caught his eye (with some flick like "Rosemary's Baby" or "Barbarella" being featured that week), if Mr. B. just might de-materialize behind the movie house and re-appear inside the place in a dark and discreet part of the theater, and check-out the film? [ghost_huh]   

(Can you imagine if Barnabas happened to see "Bob and Carol, and Ted and Alice" at the Collinsport Cinema?) [ghost_shocked] [ghost_blink] [ghost_mad] [ghost_angry]

Incidentally, Prof. Stokes apparently knew about the existence of werewolves because I recall him saying something to Dr. Hoffman just after Barnabas had I-Chinged his way back to 1897, by offering some profound words about how Barnabas, in addition to saving David and Amy, might also find a solution (or cure?) for poor Chris Jennings' "problem."  [ghost_huh] [ghost_smiley]

Although, we never heard the good professor broach the subject of Chris Jennings again after Mr. B. returned from 1897 to the present.  So, go figure. [ghost_huh]

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Maybe Melinda Track looks like Persis Khambata's (sp?) character in "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"?   

PS This Star Trek film was one of the only disappointments that the late, great Robert Wise ever directed during his distinguished career.

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Barn could also read about all the wars he slept through, beginning with the War of 1812. And more books have been written about Abraham Lincoln than about anyone else in history except for Jesus.

I'll bet Stokes would read Stephen King for laughs, but I'm sure Willie would take it all very seriously.

DarkLady,

Just think of how many highly informative television programs Barnabas could have watched if he had only installed electric power in the Old House: "Biography," "The 20th Century," "Victory at Sea," "The World at War," "Sister Wendy's History of Art," Rick Steves' Travels Through Europe," "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," etc. etc.

Somehow, I don't think that Barnabas would especially like reading Bram Stoker's "Dracula," or Anne Rice's "Interview with a Vampire," or any of Steven King's occult-oriented novels. [ghost_rolleyes]

As to the eminent Prof. T. Elliott Stokes, for a man who knows practically everything about witches, I-Ching and Parallel Time, the good professor always impressed me as being virtually ignorant of the possible existence of vampires.  So, maybe reading "Salem's Lot," just might clue the venerable professor into those allegedly "thirsty" creatures of the night? [ghost_huh] [ghost_grin]

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I just hope that that DOOL prosecutor named Trask, does NOT get his hair done wherever long time bad guy, Stefano DiMera, gets his "sweeps" done.  [ghost_cool] [ghost_rolleyes] [ghost_smiley]

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Had it been written at the time, Barnabas probably would have dismissed Stephen King's 'Salem's Lot as unrealistic.

Ah yes, great point about Barnabas' fellow Maine resident, the prolific Steven King!!! [ghost_grin]

However, I can see both Prof. Stokes and Willie Loomis being faithful Steven King readers.  (Although, Willie would probably have to hide the books until daylight when Barnabas was taking his customary "siesta.") [ghost_rolleyes] [ghost_wink] [ghost_grin]

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Current Talk '13 II / RE: The Barnabas Collins Book of the Night Club!
« on: August 05, 2013, 01:30:32 AM »
Hey, gang,

Did you ever wonder what Barnabas did to pass the time of night on those occasions when he wasn't "quenching" his "thirst"? [ghost_huh]

Well, since we all know that Barnabas eschewed all of the "modern conveniences" in the Old House, maybe he spent a considerable amount of time by curling up in a chair in the Old House drawing room, and reading a good book by candlelight (just like he probably did during those cold winter nights in Maine during the late 18th century)?

Now, Barnabas did have a selection of books, albeit a rather small selection, in that bookcase in front of the secret room in the Old House.  So, perhaps he borrowed any number of books from Mrs. Stoddard's voluminous library in the great house of Collinwood?  Then again, perhaps he also sent Willie Loomis into town regularly, so that Willie could request the latest book releases at the Collinsport library or to purchase both books and magazines at Collinsport's local book store?  (Maybe Barnabas even became a regular subscriber to such respected magazines as National Geographic, Time and, possibly, National Lampoon?) [ghost_undecided] [ghost_rolleyes]

Of course, after being locked up in that coffin for so many years, Barnabas had a heck of a lot of catching up to do.  I'd have to think that Barnabas would want to read a cross section of works, encompassing history, fiction and world travel.

Here are a few titles I think that Mr. B. would enjoy reading at about three in the morning in the Old House:

1. "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy - coming in at 1388 pages long.

2. "Shogun: The Epic Novel of Japan" by James Clavell - coming in at 998 pages long.

3. "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - with four novels and 56 short stories coming in at over 1000 pages.  (Note: The Strand Magazine began publishing Sir Arthur's stories about the world's most famous consulting detective in the late 19th century, so Barnabas might have read some of these works after he I-Chinged back to Collinwood in 1897, and Judith or Edward just happened to have the Strand Magazine lying about in the drawing room at Collinwood.)  [ghost_rolleyes]

4. "Truman" by David G. McCullough - coming in at 1117 pages long.  Being an astute student of history, both American and European, perhaps Barnabas would enjoy reading Mr. McCullough's superb biography of "Give "Em Hell" Harry Truman.  (I venture to say that we could also use a truly great leader like Harry Truman today, but I digress.)

5. "Noble House" also by James Clavell  - coming in at 1370 pages.  Mr. Clavell's novel dealing with contemporary Hong Kong would probably keenly interest a former sea captain like Barnabas, who had traveled much of the known world in the 18th century.

Can you think of any other  books, preferably long ones, which might interest Barnabas and help him "make it through the night," so to speak?

Bob

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What more can I say but an obviously thoughtful and eloquent piece written by the multi-talented Ms. Scott!   

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Hey, gang,

I wanted to recommend a new biography on the life of the iconic film actor Lee Marvin, entitled "Lee Marvin: Point Blank," by Dwayne Epstein.  In the book, Mr. Epstein chronicles Mr. Marvin's early life (including his distinguished military service as a 20-year-old U.S. Marine during World War II in the Pacific) and Mr. Marvin's extensive television and film career.   Usually a tough guy in films, Mr. Marvin ironically won Best Actor at the Academy Awards for his performance as the uproariously funny gunslinger "Kid Shellen" in "Cat Ballou," along with the beautiful and (still at that time) rather "low-keyed" Jane Fonda.

In 1970, Mr. Marvin starred as an aging cowboy in a film entitled "Monte Walsh," along with Jack Palance, the perpetually sexy Jeanne Moreau, and also with "Dark Shadows" alumnus Mitchell Ryan, who portrayed Shorty Austin, one of Monte Walsh's fellow cowboys, who eventually turns outlaw.

According to author Dwayne Epstein, Lee Marvin and Mitchell Ryan became good friends during the filming of "Monte Walsh."   Apparently, they remained good friends, and were known to "occasionally kick back a few together," right up until Mr. Marvin's untimely death at the age of 63 in 1987.   The author points out that Mr. Ryan secured the role of Shorty Austin in "Monte Walsh" on the favorable impression he had made on the film's producers, who had seen him perform on stage on Broadway in New York several years before (and, I guess, during the same time he had also portrayed Burke Devlin on "Dark Shadows").

If you liked Lee Marvin as an actor, and would also like to read about something Mitchell Ryan's post-"Dark Shadows" career, I think that you'll enjoy reading this excellent biography.

Bob         

   

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how about the secret room if not a laundry room. but a tv room. or adam's cell where the big 75 inch tv goes ? with the big movie theatre as well ?  [ghost_tongue2]

B.Collins,

I like your suggestion of placing a 75 inch hdtv in Adam's old cell.  However, can you imagine if Willie Loomis was down there, drinking a couple of tall, cold Budweisers, and watching something like "Californication" or "Red Shoe Diaries" on the set and the spirit of the late, unlamented Rev. Trask just happened to show up/materialize? 

I can almost hear the pious reverend now:  "Mr. Loomis, your very soul will  burn for eternity in the flames of Hell after watching such lewd, crude and lascivious filth!!!" [ghost_mad] [ghost_tongue] [ghost_rolleyes]  "Prepare for judgment day, you wanton sinner!!! [ghost_shocked] [ghost_grin]

As to Barnabas and cars, I always wondered if Mr. B. bought either a Cadillac or a Lincoln for ol' Willie to drive him around in and to run errands in town.  Then again, maybe Barnabas cashed in a couple of those priceless Collins family jewels and splurged for a top of the line Mercedes or BMW? [ghost_cool] [ghost_wink]

Bob

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Midnite,

Thanks for the youtube clip of Mr. Reilly's great moment on "The Match Game."  (After all these years, I completely forgot about Mr. Reilly's cowboy hat!)  I recall that one critic said that with that "piece" on the top of his head, Mr. Reilly almost looked like Robert Redford's brother! [ghost_grin]  In later years, Mr. Reilly just wore a funny hat, just like the late, great Groucho Marx wore on guest appearances like "The Dick Cavett Show."

(Do you remember when Jonathan Frid appeared along with the rock group, The Association, on Dick Cavett's afternoon ABC show back, I think, in either the summer of 1967 or 1968?)

Several years ago, Mr. Reilly appeared at the Irish Repertory Theatre in New York City and he was absolutely terrific.  Mr. Reilly once remarked that immediately after watching an x-rated film he was very annoyed because, "I got to see people having more 'fun' in 50 minutes up there on the screen, than I had had in my ENTIRE life!"     [ghost_rolleyes] [ghost_cheesy] [ghost_grin]

Bob