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Joan Bennett appeared on a television talk show in NYC several years after DS went off the air, and in response to a question as to why the show had been cancelled, Ms. Bennett replied that "Dan Curtis and the DS writers had simply run out of ideas by the early part of 1971."  [hall_cry] [hall_wink]

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Hey, gang,

I don't know about you, but "Oceans' Eleven" has always been one of my favorite films.  And, how could you not enjoy a film, which featured the legendary members of THE Rat Pack: Mr. Frank Sinatra "THE Chairman of the Board"), Mr. Dean Martin (a/k/a "The King of Cool"), Mr. Sammy Davis, Mr. Joey Bishop, and the junior member of the Rat Pack, Mr. Peter Lawford, all, sadly, now gone.

These men were all so hip and with it, that the new "Oceans' Eleven" crew, featuring that vacuous, albeit now noticeably aging, pretty boy, George Clooney, among other eminent forgetables, literally pales by comparison. [devil2]

Anyway, as lifelong fans of Dark Shadows, wouldn't it be absolutely tremendous if we could each have a personal rat pack, or close coterie, if you will, of our own Dark Shadows favorites to both hang out with and chill out with? [skull_winks] 

I'd like to have a hopefully eclectic band of DS characters to hob nob with, comprising a cross section of some of the greatest minds and wits to ever reside in Collinsport, including Bathia Mapes, Ezra Braithwaite, the Eagle Hill Cemetery Caretaker, and the somewhat younger members of my personal DS Rat Pack, the voluptuous and sensual Donna Friedlander and the always uber-cool Buzz Hackett! [hall_cool]

Oh, it would be like Collinsport's answer to the famed Algonquin Club, having the extreme privilege of being able to sit down with this truly urbane and sophisticated group at a table in the Blue Whale, and discussing such heady topics as will Sheriff George Patterson really stay on Dr. Irwin Stillman's famed Water Diet this time or are Prof. Stokes and Janet Findlay actually more than just "colleagues" and "friends"?  [hall_huh] [hall_kiss]

Are there any specific DS characters with whom you would like to chill out with and discuss the true meaning of life over a couple of tall, cool ones at the Blue Whale? [hall2_huh] [8_1_214] [hall_grin] 

Bob


   

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In discussing the pluses and minuses of the various DS story lines, I've also often wondered about the origins and backstories of some of the characters we got to meet over the course of the show's run.

For example, regarding the much maligned and, conversely, the highly praised Leviathan story line, I've wondered what some of the Leviathan "irregulars" did before they apparently met Mr. Strak (an apparent Leviathan "regular") and signed up with him and the Leviathan cult.  I believe that Nell Gunston told Barnabas (before he "offed" her) that she hailed from one of the southern states, perhaps Kentucky or Virginia?  Yet, we did not find out what Ms. Gunston was doing when she met the unfailingly charming and convincing Bruno Hess in her southern home town.

And, what about the enigmatic Mr. Hess?  Aside from the fact that he apparently wanted to emulate the "Marlboro Man" from those classic 1960s cigarette tv commercials, what with that snazzy shearling coat of his, just where did Jeb Hawkes' right-hand-man hail from.  Did we ever find out?  (I don't think so.) [hall_undecided]

As to what an alpha-male type like Bruno Hess did for a living, I've theorized over the years that perhaps Bruno held an especially exciting and rewarding position, say, like managing an adult bookstore in Lakewood, New Jersey or possibly in downtown Gary, Indiana. [hall_huh] [hall_rolleyes]     

Of course, the Todds did not willingly join the Leviathans like Nell and Bruno did, but I wonder where this extremely attractive, young couple hailed from before making the ultimately deadly  decision to move to the charming New England fishing village of Collinsport, Maine?  [hall2_huh]  Might Phillip and Megan have originally come from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico or even Podunk, Iowa?  Quien sabe? [hall_huh] [hall_cheesy]

Bob

PS And a hale and hearty welcome to BangsnFangs!!! [hall2_grin] [skull_winks] [hall_grin] [128]

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Calendar Events / Announcements '14 II / Re: Sam Hall 1921 - 2014
« on: October 09, 2014, 05:43:53 PM »
Very sad news, indeed.

My condolences to the Hall family.  Mr. Hall was a true wordsmith and, along with his wife, Grayson Hall, contributed tremendously to Dark Shadows' phenomenal success.

Requiem aeternam, Mr. Hall

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Current Talk '14 II / When Quentin Collins Met Joan Molinsky
« on: September 21, 2014, 08:56:04 PM »
Hey, gang,

Do you remember when David Selby was a guest on "The Joan Rivers Show" a number of years ago?  Apparently, Ms. Rivers (a/k/a Joan Molinsky," when she was growing up in Westchester County) was a big fan of "Dark Shadows." [ghost_smiley]

I recall how Ms. Rivers expressed how much she particularly liked the character of Quentin Collins on the show.  An obviously delighted and flattered Mr. Selby then proceeded to regale her and the studio audience with a reading of the words from "Shadows of the Night." [ghost_grin]  [ghost_wub]

Incidentally, I wholeheartedly recommend Ms. Rivers' last book, "Diary of a Mad Diva."  Let me tell you, the acid-tongued Ms. Rivers took absolutely NO  prisoners, as she skewered many "celebrities" in her uproariously funny book!!! [ghost_grin] [ghost_wink]

Bob

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Calendar Events / Announcements '14 II / Re: Happy Birthday to Josette!
« on: September 15, 2014, 07:24:09 PM »
Happy Birthday, Josette!

As my dear and close friend, the Eagle Hill Cemetery Caretaker, is wont to say:

"Age is just a state of mind, I think?"


Bob

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If the show had been continued in the present, it certainly would've made sense to state that David had been sent off, maybe to an exclusive boarding school.  He was still a bit too young for college, but having him attend a British boarding high school would've worked.  I imagine Hallie would've hung around and they would've found something for her to do since they needed a younger character.  Of course, it would've been utterly ridiculous for her to have a governess.  She could've attended Collinsport High.  Kate Jackson, if she stayed on, could maybe have been one of her teachers.

Gerard

Your point about David going off to some exclusive boarding school is right on the money.  Maybe Roger, being the ultimate snob that he is, would have sent his only son to the decidedly upscale Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts?  After all, both George H. W. Bush and his son, George W. Bush, are proud graduates of that fine institution of patrician learning.  I believe that some of the Kennedy brothers may have also attended this same school.  (Who knows, maybe our current president, Barack H. Obama, may have also attended that tony school during his wide and varied travels across America and literally around the globe during his formative years?) [ghost_huh]

And, I'm sure you'll agree with me that I'd like to have the voluptuous Kate Jackson as my governess, any day of the week!!! [ghost_tongue2] [ghost_wink]

By the way, you might want to check your personal messages here on this site.  It would be very nice, if not also extremely polite of you, to respond to any of your cousins, who have taken the time and trouble to send you a p.m.

All the best, your cousin and fellow Dark Shadows "kiddie" (who, is now, unfortunately, eligible for AARP membership), [ghost_sad] [ghost_blink]

Bob

PS Long live the very zaftig Sophie Baker!!! [ghost_grin] [ghost_blink]

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The way that Dan Curtis and the DS writers interspersed the time travel periods on the show with the contemporary story lines afforded the actors the opportunity to portray other characters, and remain fresh in their performances.  I believe that KLS once said that she particularly enjoyed portraying other characters in the various time periods, and not just having to portray Maggie Evans all of the time. Besides, it would have become extremely tiresome to see one current day catastrophe immediately after the other on the show for nearly four and a half years. [ghost_mellow]

One criticism I've had about the 1897 story line, however, the longest time travel story line on DS, is how DC and the writers ended the story, seemingly, so abruptly.  I don't believe we ever got to learn what happened to the irrepressible Magda Racosi or to the stuff-shirted Edward or to the shrewish and miserly Judith Collins-Trask for that matter.   After nearly nine months, we never got to see what happened to these remaining 1897 era characters, who were always compelling, charming and, at times, even exasperating.  [ghost_sad]

As to Maggie's future with the Collins family, DS writer Dale Clark, in his series of superb DS novels, suggested that Maggie became Mrs. Stoddard's personal assistant/aide after David obviously became too old to have a governess anymore.  (I think that Dale also suggested that the unfailingly jittery Hallie Stokes left during 1970 to attend a high school somewhere out of Maine.)


Alas, we'll never know what might have happened at current day Collinwood after April of 1971. [ghost_sad] [ghost_wink]

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Caption This! - 1796_4a / Re: Episode #0885
« on: September 13, 2014, 10:28:39 PM »
No, Barnabas, I thought you were the one who was going to pick up a copy of "Dr. Ruth's Guide For Married Lovers" at the Olde Collinsport Book Store! [ghost_angry]

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Caption This! - 1796_4a / Re: Episode #0886
« on: September 13, 2014, 10:23:28 PM »
Well, let's face it Barnabas.  Jeremiah is younger, taller and better-looking than you. [ghost_cool]

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How many times could the contemporary Collins family be threatened by some malevolent supernatural force?  First, we saw the bad ghost of Quentin Collins menacing the Collins family, then we saw the Leviathans plotting to overtake the world, and, finally, came the evil spirit Gerard "The Sneer" Stiles (a/k/a warlock Judah Zachary) out to destroy the Collinses once and for all. 

What would have been next, the truly terrifying prospect of the entire Kardashian family moving in right next to the Collinwood estate!?! [ghost_shocked] [ghost_wacko] [ghost_tongue]

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Caption This! - 1796_4a / Re: Episode #0886
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:00:04 PM »
No, Josette, I never said that your Minnesota accent was more pronounced than my Canadian accent is.

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Caption This! - 1796_4a / Re: Episode #0886
« on: September 13, 2014, 08:51:15 PM »
"Okay, Josette, I know that you're extremely upset about not getting tickets to the Justin Bieber concert, but it isn't the end of the world, after all!

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I agree with anyone, but I also think that all the time traveling got kind of boring.

Vickis Ghost,

Yes, the time travel schtick did get a bit boring.  (I believe that one DS fan even wrote a serial about the Collins family during 1870 in Dale Clark's excellent DS magazine, "Inside the Old House," a number of years ago.)

However, when the then Sci-Fi Channel was airing DS back in the days before the world literally changed on 9/11/01, we all had a lot of fun with Barnabas and Dr. Hoffman's brief sojourn into the future, to the year 1995.

Gerard, one of our most senior and most insightful posters/cousins here, posted a thread in which he suggested that there might have been certain future "disasters," which Barnabas and Julia might have prevented while they were in 1995, such as HMOs, Roger Clinton and several more. [ghost_cheesy]

I also suggested that Mr. B. and Dr. H. might also have prevented the onset of disco music in the 1970s.  For example, I posited that if DS had remained on the air until the mid 1970s, then some truly "timeless" group, like say, K.C. and the Sunshine Band, would have recorded a song, entitled, "Disco Dark Shadows." [ghost_undecided]   (Maybe the great Sir Monte Rock might have even played "Disco Dark Shadows" during a scene in that Brooklyn disco, where we got to see the eternally youthful John Travolta do his best Denny Terrio impression in that cinematic classic, "Saturday Night Fever"?)

The ultimate disco insult, however, would have been having to see Barnabas, entering Collinwood, and attired in a leisure suit. Ugh!!! [ghost_shocked] [ghost_blink] [ghost_cheesy]

So, many of us still have a warm spot in our hearts for Barnabas and Julia's visit to 1995, albeit a very brief  visit. [ghost_sad] [ghost_wacko]

Bob

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0736
« on: September 13, 2014, 05:30:48 PM »
set lover boy here up on a date with that really cute gypsy girl, Julianka? [ghost_azn] [ghost_rolleyes]