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« on: July 18, 2002, 06:41:54 PM »
Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
We've all probably noticed how sartorially splendid the vampiric Barnabas Collins looks in all of those snazzy suits and that cool Inverness coat of his. Of course, Angelique, the lady vampire, has also been quite the vision of loveliness in her stylish dresses and perfectly coiffed blonde hair.
And, then along comes good, old Tom Jennings, former local handyman, current drab, dismally-attired vampire. I mean, have you checked out that depressing, Larry Talbotlike brown shirt that he's wearing? And, what, not even a sports coat for the 24-year-old bloodsucker?
If Barnabas and Angelique are the Brooks Brothers and Neiman Marcus of vampirism, respectively, then good, old Tom Jennings has got to be either the Habands or Cost Cutters of creatures of the night.
While Barnabas and Angelique both have finely carved caskets, old Tom has a casket (which, you will soon see) that looks as if he picked it up on sale at the local Home Depot.
By the way, is it me, or does Tom Jennings "speak" in a rather slow and ponderous manner when he telepathically communicates with Julia? "Julia,....I....want....to ....be....with....you. Come....to....me,....Julia." Tom kind of reminds me of former Vice President Al Gore. "I....want...to....be....your....next ....president. Please....vote....for....me."
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, former clothing consultant to Yanos Skorzeny