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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0285

« on: November 10, 2005, 04:33:38 AM »

As Barnabas gazes lovingly at Vickie, he reflects on how truly lucky he is to have found a young woman, who is so breathtakingly beautiful and is also such an avowed fan of The Lawrence Welk Show. 

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0677

« on: November 10, 2005, 04:20:18 AM »

"You want to know what you can you do to start attracting more women, Barnabas?  How about losing that Inverness coat, that Sir Henry Baskerville walking stick, and stop plastering your hair down with that greasy kid stuff just for starters?"

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0098

« on: November 10, 2005, 04:08:17 AM »

David Collins and Mrs. Johnson, appearing in the sequel to "Summer of '42," entitled "Summer of '67." 

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0096

« on: November 08, 2005, 03:13:47 AM »

After enjoying a sumptuous dinner at the local Taco Bell, Roger diligently keeps his eyes on the road and his hands upon the wheel, all the while silently praying that the Gas-X he just swallowed begins to take effect...immediately!  

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Caption This! - 1840/1841 / Re: Episode #1138

« on: November 06, 2005, 04:04:51 AM »

An obviously ecstatic Dr. Hoffman, upon hearing the good news that her medical malpractice insurance will, in fact, cover her for her botched attempt to cure Barnabas of his vampirism. 

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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0296

« on: November 03, 2005, 11:52:49 PM »

"How can I explain it to you, Barnabas? It's like Lauren Bacall once said to Bogie: 'You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow'."      

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Caption This! - 1840/1841 / Re: Episode #1127

« on: November 03, 2005, 11:41:46 PM »

"Desmond, I realize that Cristophe charges $200.00 for a haircut, but isn't it worth it, instead of foolishly attempting to give yourself a stylish 'Jeff Clark-coif' with that axe?" 

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0092

« on: November 03, 2005, 06:20:20 PM »

Mr. Garner performing his drolly amusing impression of Mr. Drysdale, immediately after the all-too-obsequious banker has just sampled some of Granny's world-famous possum stew in the Clampett kitchen. 

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0066

« on: October 30, 2005, 10:17:47 PM »

"Oh, yeah? Let me tell you, Buster, that Laura would have left with me, but for the fact, you were able to offer her a sauna, swimming pool, top-of-the-line Mercedes and  room for a pony!"    

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0086

« on: October 30, 2005, 09:57:29 PM »

A still-shot from Carolyn's, regrettably, unsuccessful video-audition as one of the vivacious "Ding-A-Ling Dancers" on the old NBC Dean Martin Show.