"Roger, I really do think that you should have Mr. Petrocelli let-out the crotch on your new 'stretch,' Johnny Carson suit pants from Brewster's Department Store, just a wee-bit more."

Sandor, in a moment of great inner-turmoil:

"Do I fib to Magda and say that she still has the classic visage of the Mona Lisa or do I tell her the truth and say that she's sprouting a moustache of Pancho Villa-like proportions?  Sod, that!"

Sam opts for the rugged Victor Mature/"Tony Powell" mucho-macho trenchcoat look from "After the Fox," while Roger opts for the refined Clifton Webb/"Eliott Templeton" lord-of-the-manor smoking jacket look from "The Razor's Edge."

Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,

A very heartfelt and, regrettably, much-belated thank you for the extremely kind birthday wishes, to Midnite and all of the truly wonderful people on this always outstanding site!

As the years pass by, I'm occasionaly reminded of the entirely apocryphal conversation, in which the Eagle Hill Cemetery caretaker is alleged to have said to Judge Crathorne over a couple of G-and-T's at the Blue Whale: "Your Honor, you know it's a good day, when you can get up out of bed and nothing hurts...and, perhaps even more importantly, you can also clearly remember your own full name."    :-

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, faithful Focus Factor and Propax user (At least, I think that I am?)

"No, reverend, you misunderstood me completely.  I asked if you will employ great circumspection in dealing with Barnabas Collins and NOT if you will employ great circumcision in dealing with Barnabas Collins!" 

"Oh, to be actually hired as a celebrity correspondent on 'Entertainment Tonight' with the hallowed likes of Mark Stienes and Pat O'Brien.  Now my 239-year-old life truly has great meaning and purpose!"  

Gee, I don't know, but I've always thought that actor Abe Vigoda cut a rather dashing figure in his rakishly stylish clothes on Dark Shadows as both Ezra Braithwaite and Otis Green; a geriatric gigolo, if you will!   

Barnabas Collins, a very proper and reserved gentleman of the 18th Century, is left absolutely dumbfounded after Dr. Hoffman casually tells him of her work as a young research assistant on The Kinsey Report  for Dr. Alfred Kinsey!