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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0779
« on: June 20, 2006, 01:03:58 AM »
Carl and Quentin, discussing the unremitting joy (and unbridled passion?)  which Judith and the Rev. Trask must  be experiencing, during their honeymoon trip to romantic Buffalo, N.Y.! [sleepy1] [8371]

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0779
« on: June 20, 2006, 12:51:47 AM »
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on June 20, 2006, 12:34:51 AM
M: You know, Quentin, it's not hard to see why Jenny was attracted to you. And she wasn't half the woman *I* am, if you get my meaning.  ;D

LMAO! >:D  (Quentin does sort of look like actor Tom Berenguer in "In Praise of Older Women," if you ask me.) ;D

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1040
« on: June 20, 2006, 12:49:09 AM »
"Well, you might not like this cravat, which Angelique bought 'especially' for me.  Nevertheless, she said that, with it on, I looked just like Gregory Peck in 'Moby-Dick.'" ;) 

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0778
« on: June 19, 2006, 11:15:35 PM »
"Cousin Barnabas, you don't think it's improper for me to marry Rev. Trask today, what with his late wife, Minerva, just starting to 'push-up' daisies, do you?" [Skull2] ::)

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1039
« on: June 19, 2006, 11:05:18 PM »
With the room-fan set on maximum, Bruno demonstrates to Angelexis, just why she too should be using Ron Popeil's amazing Industrial Strength Hair Spary as he unfailingly does, of course!  (Rumor has it that even Jack Lord used the stuff on "Hawaii 5-0"!) :o

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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0251
« on: June 19, 2006, 10:46:10 PM »
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on June 18, 2006, 06:55:26 PM
Quote from: Bob_the_Bartender on June 18, 2006, 06:49:02 PM
Mr. B. is Slanley Kowalski from "A Streetcar Named Desire."
Though, of course, being the proper gentleman that he is, Barnabas wouldn't be caught, um, dead in a ripped t-shirt.  (wink)

Ah, I could see Barnabas, wearing an 18th century version of his smoking jacket, standing outside of the O.H., grabbing his noggin, and shouting plaintively: "Jo-sette!  Jo-sette!"  [love7]

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1037
« on: June 19, 2006, 10:40:22 PM »
When Quentin inquires if Bruno is, at least, going to pay the utility bills for the Collinwood cottage he's living in, Bruno demonstrates that he has unusually "short-arms." ::)

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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0251
« on: June 18, 2006, 06:49:02 PM »
In a last ditch effort to make her 'union' with Barnabas seem more "appealing," Maggie tries to imagine that she is Blance DuBois and Mr. B. is Slanley Kowalski from "A Streetcar Named Desire." ::)

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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0254
« on: June 18, 2006, 06:41:35 PM »
"Oh, mother, please!  Joe's idea of a BIG 'night-on-the-town' is putting on his 'best' Sears suit, and taking me to the local Red Lobster Inn for dinner."

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0776
« on: June 18, 2006, 05:16:00 PM »
Edward, in a moment of inner-dialogue-angst:

"Good Lord, there must  be a more humane procedure for lancing Count Petofi's extremely painful carbuncle!?!" [help] [sick]

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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0254
« on: June 18, 2006, 05:08:34 PM »
"Oh, wow, Buzz!  You really think that I look just like Ann Margaret, dancing away in 'Viva Las Vegas' with THE  King?" [love5]

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0777
« on: June 18, 2006, 05:03:13 PM »
"Alright, Timothy, assume THE  position." [nerv]

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Caption This! - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas / Re: Episode #0515
« on: June 18, 2006, 04:57:25 PM »
"No, you're wrong, Adam!  Richard Dawson is far more obnoxious on 'The Family Feud' than he ever was on 'The Match Game'!" >:(

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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0254
« on: June 18, 2006, 04:52:57 PM »
Quote from: CyrusL on June 17, 2006, 10:01:58 PM
Now Willie my boy,some advice. You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger, and you DON'T EVER TOUCH MY FREAKIN' GUINESS!!! Now you're in for a Donneybrook!  [a0a0]

In"Angela's Ashes," what was the advice that Frank McCourt's uncle gave him as a young man over there in the auld sod?:''Frank, me boy, never turn your back on a man who neither smokes nor drinks!" ::) >:D

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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0254
« on: June 17, 2006, 01:52:11 PM »
"Willie, me boy, I personally consider myself to be Limerick's great 'gift' to women worldwide!" [love7] [devil]

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