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Messages - Bob_the_Bartender

1141
"Hmm, I wonder if Vicky was also doing Pilates religiously at that foundling home in New York City?" :-

1142
Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1046
« on: July 07, 2006, 04:36:09 AM »
"Quentin, I do hope that your cousin Chris is good at handling slip-and-fall cases expeditiously!"  ::)

1143
"No, Joe, I'm not  especially happy to see you in the middle of the night, if you want to know the God's truth!" :o

1144
"For Pete's sake, Sam!  Are you digging for 'gold' in the Lost Dutchman's Mine or what!?!"

1145
"Joe, Spike didn't mean any offense when he said that your cousin, Chris, is a loner who couldn't (or wouldn't) get a date for the senior prom."

1146
"Well, to be perfectly honest, Jeff, I too have had to have undergone electrolysis for my spreading widow's hill, I mean, peak!"  :-[ >:D

1147
"You know, Mrs. Johnson, when I look up at the moon, I sometimes wonder if my a.w.o.l. husband Paul, is somewhere else in the world, gazing up at that same moon right now, with Minnie Pearl at his side..."  :'(

1148
Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0787
« on: July 07, 2006, 03:01:58 AM »
In the slammer, Judah Zachry discovers that that Avacor stuff really does sprout hair! :o

1149
Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1049
« on: July 07, 2006, 02:58:33 AM »
"No offense, Alexis, but don't you think it would be 'thoughtful' of you to get a room at the Collinsport Inn, considering the fact that Quentin and Maggie are newlyweds here in the great House of Collinwood after all?" ::)

1150
Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1049
« on: July 07, 2006, 02:51:23 AM »
"Hey, Uncle Roger, Buffie Harrington says that a date with you is almost as 'exciting' as a date with Mr. Green-Jeans on 'Captain Kangaroo'!"    :-[

1151
Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1049
« on: July 07, 2006, 02:43:50 AM »
Roger is a tad perturbed after Liz suggests that he's just slightly a bit too "long-in-the-tooth" for the young and comely Alexis Stokes. >:(

1152
Jason vividly recalls his immediate, 'visceral' reaction, when he first laid eyes on Mrs. Johnson.

1153
"Yes, Vicky, I understand how you can yearn for Burke so very much.  But, believe me, after living alone in this house for eighteen years or so, you'll eventually be able to contain your primal feelings too."  

1154
"Good Lord, Vicky! You look just like Mrs. Emma Peel in that red dress with the vertical blue stripes.  You don't also happen to own a black leather jacket and pants, do you?"  :o

1155
A trio of Matthew Morgan's past paramours from his freshman year at Collinsport High School show up to surprise the unfailingly convivial handyman. :o