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Current Talk '06 II / Re: What ever became of Diana Davila???
« on: October 20, 2006, 10:04:39 PM »
Yes, Julianka, not only one of the most beautiful women on Dark Shadows, but, perhaps the most eloquent gypsy woman ever! [hall2_kiss] [hall2_wink]

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0693
« on: October 19, 2006, 12:27:05 AM »
"Hey, Barnabas, I'm afraid that we will have to send that letter to 'Ask This Old House,' inquiring exactly how to rid Collinwood of all these pesky bougainvilleas!" 

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0670
« on: September 29, 2006, 08:46:25 PM »
As David intones "Splish, Slash," Amy decides that David both sounds and looks like Anson "Potsie Weber" Williams, attired in that nerdy cardigan sweater of his. ::)

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0670
« on: September 29, 2006, 08:34:26 PM »
Carolyn is both dismayed and perplexed to learn that a young, twenty-something man like Chris needs a daily (not to mention, IMMEDIATE!) dose of Flomax. :-  :o

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"For Christ's sake, Roger!  You obviously did not realize that it was a formal black-tie affair at the Historical Society's dinner.  You look like Wally Cleaver in that sportscoat." :o     

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0695
« on: August 20, 2006, 11:50:28 PM »
"So, Chris, you really wouldn't mind babysitting Amy, David and little Alexander this weekend, instead of that quiet trip we planned to Bar Harbor?" ::)

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0674
« on: August 10, 2006, 04:32:40 AM »
"Julia, as an experienced psychiatrist, you should fully understand that once in every man's lifetime, he develops an uncontrollable urge for a woman of the alluring-caliber of a Virginia Graham."  [love5]     

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"Alright, Barnabas, 'Nosferatu' IS a much better film than 'Darby O'Gill and the Little People,' for Christ's sake!" :o

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Polls Archive / Re: The Age Poll
« on: August 10, 2006, 04:04:19 AM »
Grand Ma-ma Edith Collins is Collinsport's octogenarian answer to Dakota Fanning!  [grim] [angel13]

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My most profound regret as a lifelong Dark Shadows fan, is that (as a young fellow) I never sojurned over to the Big Apple to try and get the autographs of the late, lamented Anita "Bathia Mapes" Bolster and Daniel "The Eagle Hill Cemetery Caretaker" Keyes.  :'(

(Oh, well, maybe I will  someday be fortunate/blessed enough, to get Mr. Bob O'Connell's autograph, at an AARP convention, no doubt!)!  ;D [beer] [clap]

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Current Talk '06 II / Re: Chillin' Out In Collinsport!
« on: August 02, 2006, 04:07:24 PM »
that bumpy path from the Old House to Collinwood

And there are the overhanging branches to be pushed out of the way.  You'd think Barnabas would send Willie out with a pair of clippers once in a while.

Oh, yes, and I can't get over feeling so bad for the earnest Ben Stokes, who probably first had to clear all of those trees, rocks, shrubs, etc., so that the unfailingly "gracious" Josua Collins could conveniently walk over from the newly constructed Collinwood to the Old House, to "encourage" his newleywed son, Barnabas, to get "cracking" and head down to the Collins shipyard (at about 5:30 in the morning) and put in, say, about an "easy" 12 hours on the shipbuilding activity!   :o >:(

No doubt, Mrs, Angelique Collins was just absolutely "thrilled" by her father-in-law's daily, pre-sunrise visits. ::)

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Current Talk '06 II / Re: Chillin' Out In Collinsport!
« on: August 02, 2006, 03:23:35 PM »
Oh, the very thought of the fastidious Barnas Collins, walking along that bumpy path from the Old House to Collinwood, attired in one those heavy woolen three-piece-suits of his and  also that "oppressive" Inverness coat in all of this heat! :-

Excuse me while I "cool-off" and watch John Wayne and the always-comely Capucine in "North to Alaska"!  :) ;)  

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Polls Archive / Re: The Age Poll
« on: August 01, 2006, 10:50:14 PM »
I'm pretty sure it was Ezra Braithwaite.  ;)

Maybe it was also Charles Delaware Tate, perhaps better known as the "Methuselah of Dark Shadows"? [grim]

Bob the Bartender, older than Hallie/Carrie Stokes, but much younger than Count Andreas (?) Petofi!

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Current Talk '06 II / Re: Chillin' Out In Collinsport!
« on: August 01, 2006, 10:42:16 PM »
What the hell's Frid wearing? Is that a diaper?

You know they do sort of look like Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis and Sir Laurence Olivier in "Spartacus," if you ask me. ::)


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Current Talk '06 II / Re: Chillin' Out In Collinsport!
« on: August 01, 2006, 07:39:56 PM »
This being the coast of Maine, even if the air temps hit 110 the water should still be cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.... >:D

To the BEACH!!!

Yes, now that you mention it, the Arctic-like Maine sea water would  pose a definite "problem" for any male Collinsport naturist (like, for instance, possibly John Yeager or Bruno Hess, being the unbelievable egoists/if, not, unashamed narcissists, that they truly were) emerging from the "blood-circulation-inhibiting" water at Ship Wreck Cove.  [_snowman_] [embb] [shockeyes]