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Episode #0172
« on: February 22, 2006, 01:00:59 AM »
 [whistle]
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2006, 02:22:19 AM »
Mrs. J: "Gotta be careful on these steps, now that I'm pregnant, you know!!
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2006, 04:15:38 AM »
Mrs.Johnson: Oh No, no no... I can't allow anyone up stairs today, its carpet beating day and I might beat you instead of the carpet.. very dusty.. if you know what I mean.
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2006, 04:16:21 AM »
MRS. JOHNSON: Well, if you're really able to burn this place down, you'd rescue me from a lifetime of thankless dusting.
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2006, 04:45:12 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 22, 2006, 04:15:38 AM
Mrs.Johnson: Oh No, no no... I can't allow anyone up stairs today, its carpet beating day and I might beat you instead of the carpet.. very dusty.. if you know what I mean.
literal lol :)
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Mrs. Johnson just noticed the antique stair railing had butt imprints on it.
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2006, 04:48:39 PM »
MJ: If you want me, just whistle.  You know how to whistle don't you?  Just put your lips together and blow!
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2006, 08:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Raineypark on February 22, 2006, 02:22:19 AM
Mrs. J: "Gotta be careful on these steps, now that I'm pregnant, you know!!

 [lghy]  She does look pregnant in that apron.
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2006, 08:59:03 PM »
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on February 22, 2006, 08:43:58 PM
[lghy]  She does look pregnant in that apron.

Well, yes.  But the REALLY interesting question would be "who's the Daddy?"  :o
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2006, 11:51:38 PM »
LAURA: Mrs. Johnson are you drunk?
Mrs. J: Yes, I'm drunk.
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2006, 10:36:07 PM »
Quote from: Raineypark on February 22, 2006, 02:22:19 AM
Mrs. J: "Gotta be careful on these steps, now that I'm pregnant, you know!!

Very funny indeed!  ;D  Mrs. J. may be Maine's oldest mom ever.  (I think that the Eagle Hill Cemetery caretaker is the likely dad; always the sly fox!)
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2006, 04:56:21 AM »
Mrs.Johnson: Now that I'm in a Family way... I feel you should know, I'll be adding to this family very soon...
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2006, 09:49:12 AM »
Mrs. J exclaimed, "No, I'm sure we'll get along like a house on fire!"

Not having seen 1966 I'm not sure that makes sense.
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2006, 06:53:52 PM »
 I wouldn't go up there right now, Mr. Collins has a terrible case of the winds.
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 03:56:01 PM »
Mrs Johnson doing her best Betty Davis "What a dump" impression....
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Re: Episode #0172
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2012, 03:20:31 AM »
Mrs. Johnson:  Wait, Wait, who's this:  I ahm Elizahbeth Collins Stoddard and I hahvent been out of the house in eighteen yeahs......
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