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Title: Episode #0355
Post by: Jackie on July 08, 2005, 04:32:26 AM

 :o

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 09, 2005, 03:53:48 AM

Barnabas in deepest thought: Oops...this book has been over due for over a hundred years!, I know, I'll send Julia to pay the fines.

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: BuzzH on July 12, 2005, 09:14:17 PM

Ah, at last! The latest Harry Potter book is out!  And it's mine...ALL mine!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   >:D

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 18, 2005, 07:15:19 PM

Barnabas, thinking: The Title says... Everything you ever wanted to know about the guy who lives in the Old House, but were afraid to ask... where did this come from?

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: Professor1985 on November 18, 2005, 10:36:19 PM

JONATHAN FRID: Hello I'm Jonathan Frid, sitting in for Allistar Cooke, and this is Masterpiece Theatre*.

*Masterpiece Theatre didn't debut until early 1971 during the final months of DS.

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 18, 2005, 11:17:07 PM

BC: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........."

Well, he must be dead tired, never getting a chance to sleep, day or night.  I'll tell you if being a corpse is actually restful, after I've tried it.   I doubt it.

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on November 18, 2005, 11:30:05 PM

Reviewing several of the 1995 books that Barnabas and Julia were able to take back with them to 1970, Barnabas does not realize that his eyeballs are about to pop out as he opens the first page of a photo-illustrated tome entitled "Sex," by one, Madonna Ciconne!  :o

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: tripwire on November 19, 2005, 01:05:11 AM

 (Thinking) : Who would have thought some dumb book about a seagull  would have such a profound  affect on me.

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on November 23, 2005, 05:28:31 AM

As Barnabas forces himself to get through Julia's latest book, "And 'God' Created Adam: The Amazing Life and Times of Dr. Eric Lang," he now realizes that Julia's first book, "A History of the Collins Family," was the most boring book ever written. [sleep]   

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: Charles_Ellis on November 23, 2005, 04:31:42 PM

Barnabas:  So that's  what 20th Century women are like!  This Jacqueline Susann is a most perceptive writer- maybe I should tell Roger or Willie to read Valley of the Dolls!

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: CallieWL on November 22, 2006, 02:36:36 AM

Hmm.  Salem's Lot by Stephen King.  I wonder what this could be about?

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 22, 2006, 04:55:49 AM

Barnabas (after reading Willie's private diary): So THAT's what he really thinks of me! Ungrateful little punk, after
all I've done for him.....

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 22, 2006, 05:09:25 AM

"Hmm... A Day-By-Day Account of the Events Leading Up to the Death of Quentin Collins.... nah, too easy!"

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: BuzzH on November 22, 2006, 05:16:09 AM

JF: (after reading The Salem Branch, thinking) Poor Lara, she really doesn't have a clue about DS!   >:D

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: Lydia on November 24, 2006, 03:28:32 AM

Barnabas:  "Love means never having to say you're sorry."  Hmm, Angelique's trading pretty heavily on that one.

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: Alondra on January 20, 2007, 01:29:28 AM

 [cryb] <Sniff sniff> This Romeo and Juliet has to be the saddest story I've ever read! [cryg]

Alondra

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: loril54 on January 20, 2007, 09:42:34 AM

Quote from: BuzzH on November 22, 2006, 05:16:09 AM

JF: (after reading The Salem Branch, thinking) Poor Lara, she really doesn't have a clue about DS!   >:D

Very Good, Lori

Title: Re: Episode #0355
Post by: loril54 on January 20, 2007, 09:50:46 AM

 B  Computers, I just do understand why anyone would need one. I think I'll stidk with my abacus.

Lori