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Messages - McTrooper

1833
^_^ Hehe

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Sheriff Patterson:  Is this the church, steeple, or people? 

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Sheriff Patterson:  My utility belt’s getting low on Burke repellent.  It’s time to reorder.

1834
Elisabeth:  Victoria, have you seen my Groundskeeper of the month magazine?  * dramatic music *

1835
rotten steaks under the light of the sunset

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(I’ve seen background art of sewers that look amazing, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility)

1836
Sabrina: Well if you’d at least practice your ventriloquism you could keep yourself entertained.  Darn forgot to move the lips again.  You should definitely keep your day job as a homeless freelancer.  And stop giving me Mini mouse voice you idiot.

1837
her _ rendition of shave and a hair cut using her butt _

1838
Setup:

Carolyn:  I’ve heard your beauty secrets is _____ !  Is it true?

1839
Burke:  Sorry Vicky.  There’s just something in the dinner’s pancake syrup.  I’ve been making room clearing toots all day. 

* Loosely inspired by a true story.

1840
Maggie:  No I’m sorry I know who my parents are and I’ve never been in a foundling home.  I hope you find the person you’re looking for.  Answering all the mysteries of a persons past would probably means a lot to whoever  that is.

1841
Burke:  Don’t worry Maggie it’s not a pump action shotgun held awkwardly under my coat.

Maggie:  We’ve only got a few nickels, some spider webs, and a gently used gum ball in the register, so the thought wouldn’t even cross my mind.

1842
Victoria:  So my friend was adopted by a family of eagles.  I can’t even imagine how the filled out the paperwork though.

Maggie:  Are you sure it wasn’t just a last name?

1843
Burke:  See David you need to sprinkle the cheese into the orange pineapple mix from high above or you’ll put too much in.  That’s how you make a Burke special.

David:  But isn’t that just a Virgin Zoop Zoop with cheese and no catchup?

1844
storing his hair care products

1845
Jason:  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Victoria:  Well your Jason so you should be alright.