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Episode #0771
« on: June 10, 2006, 12:27:25 AM »
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2006, 01:37:46 AM »
"Judith took my FIB trick gun away and won't give it back! Oh, boo hoo hoo!"
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2006, 05:31:04 AM »
I was going to make a prank call but they haven't invented refrigerators yet!
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2006, 12:38:31 PM »
An entirely crestfallen, if not totally devastated, Carl, contemplating his late fiancee Pansy Faye's dire prediction, that CBS will, in fact, cancell "Gilligan's Island" in 1968! :'(
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2006, 10:12:19 PM »
C: (in his best Cagney) Oh, I'll get you!  You dirty rat!
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2006, 04:40:50 PM »
New Collinwood Cook (Off Screen):  . . and for desert we have rancid brownies fresh from the chicken coop. 
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2006, 03:38:17 AM »
Carl: What's this place coming to... Judith didn't even notice I short skirted her morning dress.

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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 06:47:53 PM »
Carl: I can't believe Barnabas tried to pass off an inflatable woman as Pansy! I'm not THAT dense!
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2006, 01:09:58 AM »
Carl: Oooh Quentin thought of the whoopie cushion joke with Judith before I did!
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2006, 01:30:06 PM »
CC: "You don't like my Pansy?  Carl mad!   Carl feel rage building up, ready to blow!    Clothes shredding!   Muscles expanding!!   Skin turning lovely shade of green!!   Rrrrr!!!  RRRrrrrrrrr!!!!"
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2006, 08:08:22 PM »
Barnabas (off screen):  Were locked in here with no food.

Julia (off screen): Well that's not entirely true.  I've got a pair of edible underwear.  
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2006, 05:10:28 AM »
Carl: Quentin is so stupid!  That joke about the monkey and the minister's wife was my very best joke, and he didn't laugh!

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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2006, 01:04:07 AM »
(I thought I recognized that from somewhere!  Bless your tatoos, Lydia!)
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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 06:43:30 AM »
 >:( John Karlen: I told the wardrobe people that I didn't want a pink ascot but they refused to listen!

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Re: Episode #0771
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2007, 06:54:07 AM »
JK What is my next line. I forgot.
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