DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas => Topic started by: Heather on May 09, 2006, 07:36:59 AM
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Before "Laverne & Shirley", there was the failed sitcom "Julia & Barnabas"! ;D
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Julia: "He keeps prattling on about a 'credit card' or something. Low fixed introductory rate???"
Barnabas: "It's like he's intentionally not giving us a chance to say anything..."
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Barnabas and Julia become first victims to fall prey to the evil telemarketer! (Thunder clap sounds in the background, proceeded by a sinister laugh.)
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Phone: I'm the viper I'm coming to vipe your vindows.
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Phone: Is your refrigerator running? Well you better let him out. Haha.
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BC: "You mean to say that I and one very special member of the audience will receive a brand-new coffin? You won't believe this, Regis, but that's exactly what I've been needing lately!"
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Telephone: Thank you for calling the Windcliff Sanatarium. No one can come to the phone right now because we're all out looking for escaped patients. Please leave a message.
Julia: The new answering machine at Windcliff is an absolute godsend!
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Julia: He says he wants Amanda Hugandkiss...
Barnabas: He wants Amanda Hugandkiss? There's no one in this house by that....wait a minute! Listen you
little punk, if I ever catch you, I am gonna beat you senseless with the head of my cane!
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Julia: He says he wants Amanda Hugandkiss...
Barnabas: He wants Amanda Hugandkiss? There's no one in this house by that....wait a minute! Listen you little punk, if I ever catch you, I am gonna beat you senseless with the head of my cane!
Another good Barnabas retort...B: If I find out who you are, I'm gonna stuff sausages down your throat and Chris Jennings up your butt!
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Professor Stokes on phone: Julia, this is Elliot... I just wanted to tell you thanks for the wonderful evening last night.. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me... But what ever you do don't let Barnabas find out!
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This is Temporal AT&T. Your account shows you haven't paid your telephone bill from your 1995 parallel time trip. You must pay your bill by 1971 to avoid late fees.
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Julia thinking: Now if Barnabas tries to listen in on this call, I can move my head real close to his. Then I can press my cheek to his. Maybe if I do this just so, he'll kiss me before it's all over...
Alondra
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Telephone: Thank you for calling the Windcliff Sanatarium. No one can come to the phone right now because we're all out looking for escaped patients. Please leave a message.
[lghy] [thumb]
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Julia: Yes, the refrigerator is running. Why do you ask?
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Willie (on the phone): Julia, Barnabas - I'm in New York on a game show held in a cab. I need the answer to a question...living dead refers to what blood sucking creature of the night?
Barnabas (thinking): I know I know this, it's on the tip of my tongue...
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Willie (on the phone): Julia, Barnabas - I'm in New York on a game show held in a cab. I need the answer to a question...living dead refers to what blood sucking creature of the night?
Barnabas (thinking): I know I know this, it's on the tip of my tongue...
LOL, that's a good one CB!! [laughing4]
Alondra