Nordstrom's Rep: "How may I assist you today?"
Patti: "I'd like to order a penoir; similar to Victoria Winters'"
Nordstrom's Rep: "How will you be paying?"
Patti: "I'll be using my Nordstrom's charge."
Nordstrom's Rep: "Very good. Where shall I ship this to?"
Patti: "I live One Step Beyond."
Nordstrom's Rep: "I beg your pardon?"
Patti: "One Step Beyond; it's just outside of Dark Shadows"
HEEEE HEEE HEEE!!!!!
Patti