"Gerard was very careful not to get too close to the open window while he spied on Flora, Samantha and Edith sunning themselves in the nude at Flora's insistence that it was an extremely healthy new practice!!"
"Gerard was extremely confused when Quentin asked if Gerard had used all the KY Intense Pleasure Gel, forgetting that he had brought it back with him from a trip to the future using his Staircase Through Time!!"
"Gerard ran into the living room at Rose Cottage when he heard what surely had to be Flora attempting to reenact Catherine The Great's reputed union with her horse!!"