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Episode #0796
« on: July 15, 2006, 12:15:53 AM »
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2006, 02:39:20 AM »
Arristede, ponders:  I'm always amazed at how fast I can get a man on his back, I wonder if it would work with a girl.... hummm.
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2006, 04:14:37 PM »
A: Now be patient Quentin, his Excellancy cannot be rushed when teaching his S&M class!
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2006, 06:20:28 PM »
Quentin thought he entered a pie eating contest not a tie eating contest, but when in rome . .
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2006, 03:34:59 PM »
A: (singing) "I'd rather have two Q's at forty-two inches each, than one Q at eighty-four!!!"    (Assuming Quentin was seven feet tall, which he probably wasn't, but he looked it.)
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2006, 08:13:29 PM »
When this thing is through with you you're gonna be singing soprano!
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2006, 07:41:35 PM »
Aristede thinking: I wonder if I could use this thing to slice up that pastrami I bought the other day?
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2006, 05:07:35 PM »
A: Dang, I can't see my reflection on it's shiny surface.
Q: I can, want to change places?
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2006, 04:17:07 AM »
Aristede: Relax, Quentin, I am just gonna perform a quickie vasectomy and then I'LL be the ultimate ladies' man of Collinsport!
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2006, 08:56:29 PM »
Aristede:  This won't take a minute.  I'm just going to shave off those gorgeous mutton chops of yours and apply them to myself, and then you're free to go.
Quentin:  You mean you actually want them?  You're crazier than I thought!
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2006, 12:26:28 AM »
A: "Now, Mr. Collins, with your mouth taped shut, after I've cut you in two, you won't be able to identify me to the police!    You're a genius, Aristede!!"
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2006, 06:56:15 AM »
Aristede reacts as he becomes slightly aroused at having Quentin pinned down, FINALLY.
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2006, 02:56:32 PM »
Aristede:  "Well, yes, I realize it doesn't look too sharp, but just imagine the chafing!"
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2006, 10:15:59 PM »
Quote from: Willie on December 29, 2006, 02:56:32 PM
Aristede:  "Well, yes, I realize it doesn't look too sharp, but just imagine the chafing!"

Egad.  With a sense of humor that good I'm surprised you don't have worse karma.
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Re: Episode #0796
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2006, 08:12:13 AM »
Aristede: "Do I expect you to talk, Mr. Collins?  Not really, I taped your mouth shut..."
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