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Episode #0302
« on: May 22, 2007, 09:37:39 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Barnabas suddenly became quite unnerved upon realizing there was at least one hidden agenda in Dr. Hoffman's experiment to cure him - and it was..."

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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 01:01:10 AM »
she wanted to make woopie with the Oldest Man on the planet and go into the Guiness Book of records.
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 01:07:31 AM »
 [lol2], Lori. But maybe we should make that oldest *living* (or maybe even non-undead) man on the planet. Who knows if there were other vampires or what have you who were older than Barn?  [wink2]

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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 02:09:37 AM »
"Barnabas suddenly became quite unnerved upon realizing there was at least one hidden agenda in Dr. Hoffman's experiment to cure him - and it was to get him to admit that he secretly loved the novels of Jacqueline Susann."

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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2007, 08:36:44 AM »
"Barnabas suddenly became quite unnerved upon realizing there was at least one hidden agenda in Dr. Hoffman's experiment to cure him - and it was not only to make him human and not have to rise as a vampire but to see what else she could make rise...
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2007, 05:32:06 PM »
it was to get him to admit that he secretly loved the novels of Jacqueline Susann."

I have no idea why I find that hysterically funny - but I do.  [laughing11]

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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2007, 10:13:04 PM »
...to learn the real history of the Collins family from Barnabas.  The truth was that she was not a doctor posing as a historian, but rather a historian posting as a doctor.

Julia: If you hand out enough sedatives, people will believe anything!

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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2007, 10:25:14 PM »
...to learn the real history of the Collins family from Barnabas.  The truth was that she was not a doctor posing as a historian, but rather a historian posting as a doctor.

Julia: If you hand out enough sedatives, people will believe anything!

 [laughing1] That was awsome, she was actually an actress, pretending to be a historian, a doctor,and a gypsy! What a range.  [clap]
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Re: Episode #0302
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2012, 04:45:22 PM »
Barnabas suddenly became quite unnerved upon realizing there was at least one hidden agenda in Dr. Hoffman's experiment to cure him - and it was to delve into the arcane mysteries of his underpants.
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