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Messages - patrickm

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Bill goes fishing in Elizabeth's Sea of Tranquility.

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R: Hello Collinsport Star ... I'd like to take out a classified ad under the heading Used Governess for Sale ... [book1]

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Matthew gets a little rough teaching Vicki how to Adagio dance.

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B: Well Sam, gonna try going door to door to sell your paintings. Best of luck....

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Carolyn tells an obscene phone caller to keep talking.  [tongue3]

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The constable is hoping for a Basic Instinct moment while questioning Victoria.

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V: Hello Miss Hopewell, this is Victoria Winters I just ... What do you mean wrong number....

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Roger proves to Vicki he can walk and drink at the same time.

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"Host an erotic macrame fashion show."

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pose with his clothes on or off.

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that he wanted both the Du Pres treasure chest and the Bouchard pleasure chest at the same time.

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becoming a vampire and morning wood don't mix.

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just needs a coat of paint to become the flagship for Collins Day Cruises.

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the Barnabas portrait seemed to get an erection.

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Elizabeth was Scarlet O'hara of Collinwood.