Umm - go to Disney World?
Actually, I'm practically never here compared to my counterpart on the SMF forum. He has already racked up 172 days, 3 hours and 41 minutes - and that's only since July 24, 2003 - I've been working here since January 16, 2002. And in that same time he already has 35,038 posts (42.419 per day), while I have a measly 3,765 (2.726 per day).
I feel so inadequate - like I'm shirking my responsibility or something.