Carolyn: "Of course, Barnabas, this isn't my first marriage, not by a long shot. My first was to JoJo Haskell. I left JoJo when he confessed that he was in love with Burky Devlin, the local fruit punch distributor."
"... when he confessed that he was in love with Susie No Name, the celebrated restaurateur."
"... when he confessed that he was in love with Mr. Wells, the renowned hotel chain magnate."
"... when he confessed that he was in love with Sarah Johnson, the international mayonnaise maven."