Complete this phrase: "After catching Barnabas and Vicki alone together and intent on spoiling any potentially romantic moment between them, 'Miss' Hoffman was only too happy to imply to Vicki that the previous night 'Miss' Hoffman and Barnabas had spent several long hours...!!"
Fill in the blanks: "Dr. Hoffman tried to pass it off as a joke after she'd remarked that the likelihood of Vicki choosing Barnabas over Burke would be like a ________ choosing to be with a ________!!"