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. . . make up to make things look larger on dates.

3077
. . . the complete works of Shakespeare as performed by the Chipmunks.

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I concur! I hope that you'll continue to post.

Will do.  Glad to be back.  And grateful for those who helped me return.

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Vicki (voice over):  I wonder if Carolyn noticed I replace her regular brand of tranquilizers with new Folders Tranquilizers Crystals?


Thank for the unintentional inspiration Uncle Roger :)

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. . . Sam . . .
. . . Ohrbach's Head of the fashion department . . .
. . . Mumford the Magician . . .

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. . . haggis . . .
. . . can of StarKist tuna . . .
. . . Depends . . .

3083
. . . make Tomato Aspic and had to discover the secret recipe.

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Joe admired Carolyn's hair intently while promising himself not to mention that her snowy dandruff was the inspiration for planning a trip to the ski slopes.

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Elisabeth:  That lamp does look like the moon.  I’ll take it. 
This way I can tell the next man that offers me the moon that I already have one.

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The Collinwood Mansion‘s annual night gown fashion show wasn’t as busy as last year.

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Elisabeth:  I’m afraid Sheriff Taylor has gone back to Mayberry.  There won’t be any more whistling or pies from Aunt Bee.

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Lady:  Why so sad?

Sam:  It’s these Finger Epaulettes.  They just don’t fit right.

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Sam:  I just can’t quite capture the look of Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup.  If I can’t figure this out now someone will beat me to it. 

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Sam:  It’s so hard to finger paint when I’m holding the canvas.  I wish someone invented some kind of solution for that.

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Buy spring loaded book now.  The books that wants to be read.  Perfect for those with joint pain or muscle weakness.  Sold in all fine bookstores and Dairy Queen.