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Episode #0788
« on: July 02, 2005, 05:29:41 PM »
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2005, 05:31:03 PM »
Fearful of how he might react, Magda couldn't bring herself to tell Edward that at least a dozen gnats had become stuck to his moustache wax.
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2005, 06:53:04 PM »
Kiss me, you fool!!

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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2005, 03:42:30 AM »
Magda began to feel woozy while inhaling Edwards Brandy soaked breath!
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2005, 05:11:05 AM »
Edward:   I'm going to kiss you long and hard like a woman should be kissed. . .not sloppy and slow like that husband you have...
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2005, 03:40:39 AM »
Edward: You know Magda, If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

Magda: Oh Edward!
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2005, 01:51:17 PM »
Quote from: Patti on July 02, 2005, 06:53:04 PM
Kiss me, you fool!!

The same thing went through my mind. ;)
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2005, 08:08:44 AM »
Quote from: Ian on July 05, 2005, 01:51:17 PM
Quote from: Patti on July 02, 2005, 06:53:04 PM
Kiss me, you fool!!
The same thing went through my mind. ;)

ME THREE!!!  lol ;)
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2005, 08:11:04 AM »
[I'll try to think of something different.]

Edward: Oh darling, I just want to . . . what's that on your forehead, my dear, an eyelash?   >:D
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2005, 09:10:40 AM »
Edward: I've always wondered what was lurking beneath that gaudy getup you wear...

Magda: Oh, you impossible...BEAST. {purr, grrrowl}
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2005, 04:14:25 AM »
Edward: Well Madam, I have always wondered what it was Quentin saw in you gypsies now I believe I will find out for myself...
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2005, 08:10:13 PM »
M:  But you don't understand, Meester-r Collins... To sur-r-rvive in thees close-minded Veeetor-r-rian society weeth you gadjos, my spouse and me had to change ar-round our names.  So *I* am the R-R-REAL Sandor-r-r-r----

E: COOL!
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2006, 07:57:29 PM »
Magda (thinking): Good- the love potion is working.  Soon, this idiot's gonna hand me the keys to his safe deposit box.  Wonder if Sandor's getting anywhere with Judith....
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2006, 02:20:19 AM »
Edward: Magda, please do me the favor of allowing me to play with your hair?
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Re: Episode #0788
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2006, 03:41:33 AM »
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Edward reveals to Magda that he REALLY wants to wear her gypsy dress.

M: (thinking) I KNEW der was someteenk wrrrrong with Meester Edward!   >:D
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