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Twin-Producing Machine
« on: September 07, 2005, 09:36:41 PM »
Hello Everybody! ;) I am two months pregnant and back on these boards! :)

Julia Hoffman has received a sizeable grant from the National Science Foundation to buy a cloning machine to clone local animals in Collinsport. Late one night, David sneaks into Hoffman's secret laboratory and changes the operations of the machine. The machine can now make a twin for any of the characters in Collinsport. Julia finds out about what David did, but is excited that the machine produces twin human beings. Suddenly, she sends out flyers stating that she will pay the people of Collinsport $300 per person to test her twin cloning machine. What characters should have a twin cloned?

Examples: Jason McQuire, twin: Jackson McQuire
               David Collins, twin: Dennis Collins
               Elizabeth Stoddard, twin: Esther Stoddard
               Jebez Hawkes, twin: Jonathan Hawkes

You can use your imagination in this thread, I surely did, LOL

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Re: Twin-Producing Machine
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2005, 11:25:24 PM »
Angelexis Dupres, clone, Magda Racosi

(sorry...couldn't help myself....think of the gene pool... >:D )

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Re: Twin-Producing Machine
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2005, 12:10:20 AM »
               Jebez Hawkes, twin: Jonathan Hawkes

 :o  Wasn't one Jeb bad enough? The idea of another just like him is too terrible to contemplate!  [shockeyes]

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Re: Twin-Producing Machine
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2005, 01:33:12 AM »
Charles Delaware Tate..... and Carlos Colorado Tostitos

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Re: Twin-Producing Machine
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2005, 04:04:57 PM »
Charles Delaware Tate..... and Carlos Colorado Tostitos

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Re: Twin-Producing Machine
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 01:05:47 PM »
How about a twin of Dr. Lang? His name is Dr. Lam and I can see him as a Dr. Stedman like character from Kingdom Hospital. He operates on your 'nut'.
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Re: Twin-Producing Machine
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2005, 08:43:31 PM »
How 'bout Wilma Loomis?  Or did Willie just get a sex change?   [hall2_grin]
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Re: Twin-Producing Machine
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2005, 11:31:20 PM »
i'd clone the Jennings boys of course  [hall2_grin]


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