Poor Teddy! But one suspects Barnabas didn't get much satisfaction from sucking stuffing. It must have been one of his first attacks before he realized what he really needed.
Well, no one issued him an instruction manual.
Joshua - "Just what is that on the ground over there? OH MY GOD!! IT'S a ciggy butt or candy wrapper or some extremely unsightly thing that offends a decent businessman such as me!!!! Heavens to Betsy!!!!!"