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Calendar Events / Announcements '03 I / Re:terry308 birthday
« on: May 18, 2003, 08:05:48 PM »
Happy birthday, Terry308 and may Barnabas bring you flowers in your birthday dreams
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And then Quentin and Julia had to dig up Michael's grave. It's interesting - there have been a lotta grave openings on DS, and almost always only two people are involved, and they would have a short period of time to not only dig it up, but pull the casket out of the hole. Has anyone ever tried lifting one of those things? I've been a pallbearer for several funerals, and with six of us hoisting that thing around, we all hoped that the whole thing wouldn't go crashing to the ground as we strained every muscle. And yet Quentin got that thing up out of the ground all by himself. I imagine that his portrait now includes two slipped discs and one really good hernia.
I'm still amazed they didn't just wrap Michael's body in a sheet and dump it in a ditch (the way several illustrious Collinses have been interred).
What always boggles my mind is just how immaculate everyone always looks after disinterring the bodies. No sweat. No mud. No clumps of dirt clinging to the shoes. Nope, just like the ladies who decide to take a midnight stroll with no illumination through the dark Maine forests, the grave robbers invariably look like they have stepped out of a bandbox.
Dear Gregory, who proved he wasn't as dab a hand at seclusion as he preached, trashed the portrait shortly before ending his time on this, our earth. After which, his wife decided to seal up the room.
So anyone want to tell me how the hell said picture resurfaced, unharmed and got into the hands of Charles Delaware Tate so that he could re-use the canvas?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I always thought that the sound of this breathing sounded pretty creepy! But when Megan said it was a faulty radiator, I had to laugh! It sounds nothing like a faulty radiator! Far from it. She could have said it was something on the television set and that would have been more believable.
Deb